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[-] [email protected] 191 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

He's like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky cops.

[-] [email protected] 172 points 2 months ago

And one, packed with concentrates, labeled "He is resin!"

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown's face on it.

[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago

The hero we wanted, but didn't deserve

[-] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago

The Easter Buddy.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Thought you were joking

"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."

Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'll help you.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

free my boy he did nothing wrong

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Why are the police looking for him?

Dont they have better things to do than give people awards or sth?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

the weedster bunny

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Unscrupulous, no regard for the law in creatively hocking a product, give this man an MBA

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

The weed fairy is real!

On-on

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

not all hero's wear capes

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Great, this will just stir up the "omg Halloween candy has razor blades in it" crowd.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

In my city a guy tapes money to an object randomly in some random neighborhood

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

That's Chad shit

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This is a great idea.

This kept a bunch of cops busy looking for eggs. States like Florida have a bunch of cops looking for migrants to arrest and deport.

Not saying anyone should do this. It would be an interesting experiment to see what would happen if a bunch of people posted clues to Easter eggs that might contain drugs or maybe just a pretty little flower.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That would be great. Use a bunch of weed slang, bud, flower, sticky-icky, and then the eggs only contain lavender and chewing gum.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

How generous! Too bad I wasn’t there lol

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This is so funny but also such a poor decision.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Guy was so high he planned it all in detail, then told everyone .... then later realized he hadn't done anything.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That is the worst URL I've seen in a really long time. Story was funny though.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

local news: easter egg marijuana scavenger hunt hints online eggs weed pot facebook social media hint picture pictures hid hidden police search investigation five drug drugs narcotics dealer selling sell park parks city around across

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

we just figured out blues clues

we just figured out blues clues

we just figured out blues clues

because we're really smart

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
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