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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is horrible. Does anyone have the locations of the eggs so I can safely recover them to make sure no one else smokes those dank nuggs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'll help you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Read the article. The police have them all.