[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

He's going to go work for ICE now, this is going to get him expedited through the process. He'll probably be running his own team by the end of 6 months.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I was being hyperbolic and trying to think of the worst Democrat possible to put up, so I really highly doubt they would actually run her, but really, you just never fucking know these days, nothing would shock me. They could run Don Jr. at this point and I'd be like "yeah, sounds about fucking right" while bashing my head into my desk.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

That's what ours was too, the kind that goes into water coolers but it was plastic, not glass. It still exploded when I dropped it though LOL

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

It's almost like we've been through this all before.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Well color me shocked as shit!

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago

Do they ever learn from any fuck up? No. Our next nominee is probably going to be Nancy Pelosi because we all know how much everyone loves her, and she's the perfect age to run.

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Kookie215@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

You get to keep only enough to maintain a very modest lifestyle in a low-cost-of-living area, the rest of it has to go towards improving the world in some way.

Edit: Given the previous rules that you must maintain a very modest lifestyle in a low-cost-of-living area, would you rather choose to opt out and not have the money at all?

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Electricity has been noticeably going up for me as well and its quite honestly insane. I live in a single-wide trailer with 1 other adult, we're not running heat or AC right now because its spring, we have been actively trying to conserve energy because of how high the bills are so we're making sure to turn stuff off, I unplugged my deep freezer and consolidated to just the fridge, I only do full loads of laundry, with cold water, etc. My electric bill is still over $300!

I feel like we're living like cavemen and we're still somehow using $3000+ of electric, I don't get it.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

AI is just the new cool way for billion-dollar tech companies to steal even more from people.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

Trump laughed too, because he's an idiot and doesn't understand what a massive insult that was.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Fun memory I just had: My dad was a penny picker and would empty his pockets at the end of the day into one of those blue 5-gallon water jugs that he kept right at the front door by the stairs. One time when it was full, I was trying to be slick and take a lil, and knocked the jug down the stairs where it broke and pennies cascaded down them like a waterfall of copper. Dad was pissed at first but then found it funny. Whats even more funny, is that we didn't clean it up for months, we just had penny stairs, and I swear he would come home and just throw his new pennies right on the stairs. He probably would have kept it that way forever but I cleaned it up as a surprise while he was gone one day.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago

He is a walking mental health issue. I wish he would go away. I think I regret voting for him more than any other person I've ever voted for in my life.

[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Every time lately, I gotta check and make sure it's satire.

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For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

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What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, "I did that shit"?

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Mine isn't really a "Meal", I used to put margarine spread on white bread and sprinkle a tiny bit of cinnamon and sugar on it as a sweet treat growing up.

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Please feel free to humble brag (or just brag)

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You'll mentally bond with whichever one you pick so they won't kill you and you'll be able to train them.

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I just got my first fishing license yesterday and I'm excited to learn about it. Is it just as easy as bait the hook and cast it then wait for a bite?

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Mine is lilacs, because there was a lilac bush at the bus stop that I used to wait at with my mom when I was a kid, it was my school bus stop and the public bus stop so we spent a lot of time on that corner and now when I smell lilacs I just immediately feel like a kid again.

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I normally start with hot sauce, butter, and mustard in mine.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Kookie215@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

Aliens have come and kidnapped the first human they came across, unfortunately, that was you. They take you to a new planet almost identical to our current Earth, but without anything man-made.

The aliens say you can have 1 million real humans to start "New Earth" and you can put them anywhere and teach them anything you want. You'll have 1,000 years to make a good New Earth and if the Aliens like it, you'll get to keep it, if not they will blow it up and try again with someone else. You will have access to old Earths internet so you will have the choice on what technologies you introduce and when. You live in the ship, but you can choose to pop in and out of New Earth as you please. You will not be burdened with all 1 million humans at once. You can choose to add a small number of them at a time until you get the proper resources established.

Edit: The humans can reproduce, and will unless you implement some form of birth control to prevent them from doing so. Also the first 1 million humans will start with the basic knowledge of how to human and you can pick personality traits for them, like you would a Sim, but the babies they make are blank slates.

You don't have to try and make it a good society, you can choose to watch the world burn for 1,000 years. Up to you.

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