I've been here years and I'm still getting new ones that make me laugh
I will not stand for this slander of our community! Some of it is only half-true!
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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People say shit like "just ssh the root config distro"
Yeah, it's true. We say that shit so much, like any chance we get. All the time.
"the only women here are trans women" not true! some of us are trans men 
disclaimer
this is a joke about my specific mystery gender, not anyone else's. i am not implying that trans masc people in general are women, thats just me 
I think my favorite ones are when I can't tell if it's some actual complaining about us or one of us mocking their complaints
"The only women here are women" is a wild take but ok 
Wamen, am I right?
Oof yeah our haters are always the nicest people hmm? Actually I might put a transphobia warning on this post because yeah it's oof.
Mods??? MODS?! They're making fun of me again for using my latin phrasebook in an argument :( you have to track them down and kill them!!!
i got this one some days ago for the first time, it was pretty funny
"just ssh the root distro" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
I always want to reply to the taglines
i felt the need to comment for no other reason than this gave me a chuckle.
ngl I'm a little out of it and glossed over "but the users are so awful" the first time I read it and was just like "hell yeah" 
That's why it's funny, they make us sound so much cooler than we actually are
I've literally seen this tagline before and up until just now I thought it was someone genuinely expounding about how rad Hexbear is lmao
"In response to the horse imagery, "
"- I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow"
I do this too, here's the most recent in my screenshots
Another particularly enjoyable one is the Hamas paraglider flying towards the Triforce or Angular Merkels 
Never seen this lmao
Forgetting the #1 rule of jokes
If you don't understand it just laugh anyway
People just expect to walk into a community and instantly understand everything huh? I mean... they could just shut up and hang out for a while and I'm sure they'd pick up our dumb ass in jokes, but no it's always "I'vE BeEn HeRe fIVe SeConDs wHy iS eVerYoNe SaYinG UsInG PiG EmOtEs?!"
the best jokes are funny even when you don't understand the context
monkey sees joke-shaped communication -> neuron activation