this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of when libs were celebrating the death of a Russian tourist from a shark attack, just because he’s Russian.

And of course by “reminds me” I mean it highlights the stark difference between us celebrating the death a soldier of a genocidal apartheid state in an occupied zone and libs celebrating the death of a civilian because of his nationality.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Isn't military service compulsory in Israel though?

So really any male Jewish citizen of Israel would be a former soldier?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago

a taylor swift stan account went to prison for refusing service, swimmy boy could've had so much chutzpah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That’s intentional. But it doesn’t change the fact that they are soldiers. But he was still on reserve so he was probably more into it than just the compulsory service.

Plus they can always take jail time instead of joining the genocide squad. It’s still a choice.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

it's only compulsory if you don't disagree

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

It's also technically mandatory for Jewish women, although you can just refuse to serve of course.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago

Allah is great and has dominion over all animals.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

LOL that's funny because sharks don't like the taste of humans. They usually spit us back out. They bite people mostly out of curiosity. "Hmmm...there's a weird hairless ape thing. I wonder what it tastes like? Ew. Nope, nope, nope! Gross!"

In this case, however, it seems Comrade Shark went "This tastes like shit but we all have to do our part."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Comrade Shark: Eating shit to make the Israelis eat shit

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Very proud of my shark kinfolk today

transshork-happy

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

[checks SLAMMER's twitter immediately]

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

slammer

The tiny hamas-red-triangle in the water is an amazing touch

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol this looks like a chuck tingle cover

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I Fell In Love With An Absolutely Ripped Shark Who Pounded My Butt Before I Found Out He Ate An IDF War Criminal And Now We're On The Run While Having Hot Sex

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

new site tagline please

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Oooooooh live action Street Sharks reboot where they go liberate Palestine from the genocidal zionist entity wasn't something I realized was missing from my life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Lol I had the exact same instinct.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I misread that bottom text as him being the 8,207th IOF soldier to be eaten by a shark

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Another W for Mother Nature.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Rest in Pieces Bozo

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

The sea is hamas and antisemitic

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

sharks are khamas such vile antisemitism smdh hamas-base

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

cover story