sure what the hell. Announce thirteen billion percent tariffs next. 73 quintillion percent. eleventy gabillion percent. 29 brazillian percent. 35 dodecagorillion percent. who cares.
a honktillion percent. the honk is for honkey
crackerillion
If even a single solar cell makes it to America from Asia, the US will collapse.
Because 3,402% isn't quite enough but 3,404% would be going too far.
Just ban them? Call them terrorist cells or something
We had no choice but to nuke the Sun for giving material support to Terrorist Cells.
Surely nuking the Sun only makes it stronger?!
Where were you before we nuked the Sun, Einstein? 
No, it uses hydrogen as fuel. When it gets too many heavier elements then the energy produced from fusion pushing outward becomes less than the force of gravity pulling inwards. When that happens it explodes into a supernova or becomes a black hole if it's too giga. Therefore giving it more heavy elements like the byproducts of nuclear fission would cause it to end its lifecycle faster. Infinitesimally small difference, perhaps less than if you just put a 45lb iron plate into a warhead and shot it into the sun.
Sure, but I'd bet that negligible time shaved off its lifecycle is less than the energy added by the nuclear explosion. The increased energy and outward force may even increase its lifespan.
That's dependent on the nuclear pile going critical, which I assume it would, but actually working that out is.. some ways beyond me, and highly depends on the missile design/explosion time/what you count as "increasing sun energy" versus "exploding next to the Sun", I guess.
Really glad I work in the solar industry and the president is actively trying to destroy it!
Kudos to you for managing to get into one of the few arguably beneficial sectors of the economy, though
Empire is just comically 
because it has no real answer.
Not high enough, make the tariffs one bazillion, kazillion percent. 
Not even 3420%, smdh
How dare you.
3421%
path of exile ass tariffs
just double it again
"Mr. President - US tariffs are as high as about 3,400% on solar cells from Southeast Asia. But now you're saying—"
"Excuse me, excuse me. You are the lying fake news media."
"I... I don't understand."
"I know you don't understand - lying fake news media. 3,40 and 3 percent."
"Ah. But now you're saying you're going to double that? We're trying to get clarity."
"Yeah, double. So 9,80 and 6 percent."
lmao
Missing a great meme opportunity to do 9001% Tariffs.
I was gonna buy some solar panels this year god dammit. I probably missed my chance to get cheap electronics huh?
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