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[–] [email protected] 138 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Fun fact: boomers entered the workforce before credit scores existed. Credit scores were created in 1989, but people treat them like they were in the bible.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Do people want to go back to the system that was used before credit scores? Where the person serving the loan just made the choice based off if they thought you seemed trustworthy? Aka were a white man who went to the same church as them.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Maybe the answer is less reliance on a debt based economy. Maybe the answer is to not bake into the fabric of society a mechanism that makes a lifetime of debt a foregone conclusion. Kill the loan shark for all I care. Why does everyone need a loan? Because it's built to require one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

As a person with very little debt, this is the way.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

More than boomers entered the workforce - much of GenX did too

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

1905 is a milestone of modern physics, because it's when Special Relativity came out.

That's older than the transistor, which was commercialized in 1951. But it's also older than the vacuum tube triode, which was invented in 1906 or 1908.

In 1905, there were no amplifiers of any kind (though there were relay switches). There was almost no radio. The triode was a necessary invention for almost all of analog electronics.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Meh, you could do signal amplification via transformers and tuned resonators.

It sucked, but it was possible.

That's how we had telephones before we had tubes.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Chicken tikka masala was supposedly only invented in the 1960s - 1970s. Butter chicken only in the 1950s. Now I'm scared to look up naan for fear of learning it was invented by Nestle in 1994 or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Naan is safe.

General Tso's chicken on the other hand, is another 1960s invention.

Same with orange chicken.

In fact, most "Chinese" food that Americans or Brits eat was invented in the 60s or 70s.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some of it was invented by Japanese-American restaurateurs (fortune cookies are one example), who were in the same business as the Chinese ones: using their knowledge to make cheap, satisfying food that the locals would like, authenticity being no consideration. It all got labelled as “Chinese”, because that’s where they assumed the cooks were from.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it's not like Japanese or Chinese (or Italian or British or French or Danish or Mexican) chefs stopped inventing new dishes. Tonkotsu ramen was invented in the 1930's. The original Kung Pao Chicken was invented sometime in the mid 19th century, in China. And General Tso's was probably invented in Taiwan and brought to the United States shortly afterward.

Whether a dish is invented in its ostensibly "home" country or by emigrants from that country doesn't actually change the legitimacy of the dish. There's no rule against chefs inventing new dishes, whether they are immigrants or not.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is a dumb one, but I've watched ASMR reiki videos for stress-relief and at least one has said words like "Reiki is an ancient Japanese technique which blah blab blah" Yeah... It was made up in the ~~50's~~ 1910s by some dude.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If reiki(dot)org, which claims to be the international center for this malarkey training is true, they apparently say some different forms of it were around in the 1910s, but I saw absolutely nothing about it being ancient.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Why did you spell that with a "(dot)" and then include an actual link? The reason people use (dot) or (at) is when they don't want software to automatically see something as a link or an email address, and yet you intentionally added a link.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Because I am an idiot on some form of autopilot. I never type full links in comments but I definitely wasn't thinking when I did that this time.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago

The high five thing always fucks me up. Mostly because I'll see it in movies about WW2 and other historical things that it shouldn't be in and I always have to say something lol.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You know how you can push some buttons on your wall and your house magically warms up or cools down? I know people who were alive before that existed.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, and salmon sushi was invented in the 1980's by the Norwegian fishing industry. Before that, no salmon in sushi.

https://www.npr.org/2015/09/18/441530790/how-the-desperate-norwegian-salmon-industry-created-a-sushi-staple

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking of central heat and air conditioning accessible to the masses for home use. But you are right that the history of HVAC goes back much farther than that.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dick Van Dyke is older than sliced bread.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Sliced bread was the best thing since Betty White

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Carbonara was invented around 1950.

No respect will be afforded to Italian cuisine based on this fact

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

If you really want to rustle their jimmies, remind them that tomatoes came from South America, and weren't introduced until westward exploration.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Why would anybody care? The only thing that matters is who uses them to make good stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The term mullet was coined by the Beastie Boys in 1994

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

George Kennedy calls someone a mullet head in Cool Hand Luke.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

The term has been around meaning a fool or idiot. Also the fish. The Beastie Boys were the first to use it to refer to the haircut.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Invention that will seem obvious after it's introduced: a phone camera that can film in landscape while being held vertically.

Invention that's not obvious but I'm sure it's a brilliant idea: edible, bacon-flavored wrapping paper so that pets can open their own presents!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Invention that will seem obvious after it's introduced: a phone camera that can film in landscape while being held vertically.

Why don't we have this??

People turning their phones to film in landscape will probably be one of those things that'll look silly in old media once this is changed.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (10 children)

Increases the hardware pixel count by ~1.6x while being wasted every shot.

Just turn your fucking phone.

That being said, half our phones have like 3 cameras on the back we don't use, so sure, throw a fourth on, why not?

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

No diss, but Kwanzaa was invented in the 1960s. It's not like a directly african tribally descended thing, though inspired by some (mostly Swahili and Zulu), it's something made for black american pride and reflection.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

I actually thought this was common knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Back before the 1970's if a woman was travelling she'd have her husband or a porter carry her bags. With the rise of women travelling alone there was suddenly a market for wheeled bags. Men didn't want them because they made men look too weak to carry their own luggage.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Clearly the High V

This dude is in sorely need of Appian transit

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

Almost no "traditional" recipes are older than 150 years.

Edit: i meant meals, not basic fare.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Before high fives? Tipping their hat I guess? A subtle nod?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

I can't comprehend a world without high-fives.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s 2025 and my invention idea from the 1980’s, the glow in the dark toilet seat, still hasn’t taken off. Makes me want to quit inventing.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Everytime I see high fives mentioned, I am reminded of a MadTV skit parodying Antiques Roadshow where they are showing off a cell phone and one guy says "And weren't these found to cause cancer?" To which the specialist replied "Actually, no. It turns out all forms of cancer were caused by high fives."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Oh jeez I'm old

Not because I was around when this stuff was invented but because I went to school way back when they actually taught you stuff, including when things were invented

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Though they may seem ubiquitous with civilised life today, the common home cube was not invented until 1991.

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