I'm a star of a YouTube video with about 9 million views, where I'm pretending to believe some outrageous things to an interviewer (who thought I was being serious) just because I thought it would be funny. Never knew it would blow up, and now there's a good portion of the population who would recognise me as 'that insane guy from the YouTube video'. Unfortunately to give more info would be to dox myself.
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