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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago

Then you can scroll the hamster wheel!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

What a shame that was an April Fools' prank... probably. They don't say it, but the video was released on March 31st 2019.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Why would he think that dropping electronics would be the best way to demonstrate the lack of a wire, though? 😬🤦

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A computer mouse pluralised is technically mouses, but mice is accepted due to commonality.

I'll be around with more useless shit no one asked for but may find mildly, mildly, interesting.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll be long dead in the ground before I use the word 'mouses'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

On this day we remember the life of bizarrocullen, who has used the word 'mouses' and died just hours ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

a meece once bit my sister

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I can't argue with this

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok, now tell me what animal my trackball is.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Armadillo or hedgehog probably.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That works.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I have an elecom huge at work, and when somebdy asks me what kind of mouse is this, I say it's not a mouse, it's a rat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why stop there? Let's rename the mouse buttons to mouse/hamster buttocks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is the scroll wheel then? Mouse cock?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys don't call it the clit already?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, that's the red-ish circular thingy on top that you press on and slightly move your fingers for great effect.

I miss my old ThinkPad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

old ThinkPad

I also call my ex this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My lenovo still has red clitmouse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Something, something, mouse balls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a bonus, "Xhamster" finally makes sense as a porn site name! I think.. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What was the reasoning behind that name anyway, sounds a bit "hmmm" thinking about it now lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The cheek-filling power of hamsters?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, now that you mention it, I think I'd prefer not to know 😄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

My vocabulary has forever been altered.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Brilliant! We'll call the scroll wheel "the hamster wheel"!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People look at me weird when I turn the mouse upside down and rub it's balls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you gotta tickle its balls to wake it up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This had me wondering what the first mouse I ever used looked like as it was so long ago I don't remember, and it was this:

Makes me feel ancient. Still, it's better than the very first mouse from 1964, which looks like something from Fallout:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Second pic is peak ergonomics

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Back in the days when you asked someone to move the mouse to the button, and they picked that shit up off the desk 🤣.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

uhhh, tuco-tuco?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I prefer lemming

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you do that, I'm making a mouse company named hampter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago