yeah that feels like absolute nonsense considering that the native name for ireland is "eire", "ireland" and "irish" are barely even exonyms, just respellings of the same words.

If it is true then it's a legendarily terrible slur, like a bully in the boys' changing room going "i bet you like girls, LOSER"

eh, a lot of what we consider to be features of "aging" are actually just kinda straight up damage, like from smoking and spending a ton of time in the sun without sunscreen (hence why old-timey/poor farmers are stereotypically leathery and a bit wrinkly even before they become old).

We shouldn't feel bad about a couple wrinkles, but looking like a worn leather sofa in your 50's is just kind of sad.

Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck

gently but firmly declining their advances

swiper no swiping
swiper no swiping

there is ONE place in the rest of the world where this is normal: camping site bathrooms where the whole building is basically a glorified ""permanent"" version of those portable toilet wagons they often have at beaches in the summer.

my brother in christ i'm willing to bet you just visited bathrooms that are older than the fucking united states

you don't need education to be left wing, especially these days you can literally just say "hey uh, isn't genocide bad?" and that means you're an extremist.

i'm in the group who knows very well who he is, but i genuinely can't remember if i ever actually watched one of his videos. I very well might have but i also might have just picked everything up from references and clips in other people's videos.. slightly bizarre

what does that have to do with anything? the current state of things isn't an argument against changing, lol.
if you went around following that logic you'd just keep sitting on the toilet forever because, well that's what you're currently doing so hey why change it?

it's one of those things that are just kind of physically optimal, like how we still use flour and bake bread.
they move such an absurd amount of weight that no other mode of shipping can compare, and sending them down a hill is effectively just a weird form of battery power. (you charge it by moving them up the hill, then discharge as it goes down).

no one has lived to tell the tale