In small amounts yes. It takes A LOT of naturally-fermented apples to get drunk.

i hope your life gets better

Suddenly being found when they become an adult is the thing that cinches it for me

trains are just arthropods with wheels instead of legs.

• Body consists of a hard shell rather than a skeleton ✅
• Multiple locomotory limbs ✅
• Small limbs at the front of the face ✅
• Smooth top, greebles on the bottom ✅

i feel like that line from one of the MIB movies applies: A church is good, churches are corrupt. Or something like that.

GNU/water

much too clean

i've heard cheese contains Dihydrogen Monoxide

eeeh not "cold", but it only has to be slightly warm, yes.

have you, like, ever heard of studded tyres?

could still be a great therapy dog!

"okay doggie let's train you to be a service dog"
*Holy SHIT i get to work? I get to HELP?! yesyesyesyesyesyesyes*