assume a spherical penis in a frictionless vacuum

i like to think that anyone who sticks to mm is just severely traumatized by blueprints and schematics.

"CENTIMETERS ARE VERBOTEN, YOU ALWAYS USE mm TO AVOID CONFUSION"

studies find tongue may be responsible for sense of taste, the results are however questioned by british scientists

i feel like it's a good default assumption for any "negative" sex-related thing. See also "of course being gay is a choice! I only give in to my depraved urges to throat 15 feet of sailor dick a couple of times per year!"

some people just have an unbreakable need to be on "the right team", it seems

what are brown dwarves then?

isn't this why punk exists

if your autocorrect doesn't like swears you need to kill it and get a better one

do you think cycling would be as popular in the netherlands and denmark if everyone wore a helmet?

very strange to see people coming out of the woodworks here to go "um ackshually everyone before the construction of Ur died at 15 and people were born without feet due to malnutrition"

Like yeah sure, it wasn't utopia, but it's pretty clear that it was generally nice, otherwise they probably would have focused on things other than building temples with massive erect cock statues....