Saves 1% gas

Thanks google.

dark as fuck fr fr, it's giving grue

now combine this with beard length

och aye, me socks are the pride o' th' whole clan, they are

counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbw-veYYd5M

5 billion random apps, or is that just old people?

i take these motherfuckers barefoot, COWARDS

"look! My heavenly mandate is so strong that heaven has decided to come down and bless us with its glory!"
Cut to the mother of all storms, with 15 tornados starting to form

GET APPRECIATED IDIOT, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RESPECTED LMAOOOOOOOO

is that a real device? it looks like a half-width 80% scale laptop, gives genAI vibes

600 BCE? you'd be like, 10'000 years too late

i mean, it's not like it's difficult to implement and it's a pretty core part of human bodies. I'd assume data also has a simulated heartbeat and the ability to "breathe".