maybe not garages, but just centralizing surface parking lots is definitely a good idea since it makes car ownership more annoying and later on you can trivially construct a proper building on that spot.

is it legal to randomly park on the side of the street in spain/barcelona? Here in sweden it's at least not something that would be tolerated en-masse.

you could have just looked up barcelona on a map, you know. This comment feels like astroturfing.

fuck throwing my phone away, i want to live in the woods with some portable solar panels and a power station supplying my electricity.

I fucking love that we live in a time where you can live off-grid but actually have genuinely great quality of life, i often think about the feasibility of going modern nomad with an e-bike with a little trailer with a power station and high-efficiency solar panels on top, going from town to town just buying a bit of food at the store and tenting in the forest (hooray right to roam).
You could easily power a phone and a small laptop and a bunch of other stuff, hell at this point you could even have a fucking induction hotplate! You don't even need to carry around fuel any more!

watch them instantly pivot their entire world view to "oh well that means neanderthals were better actually and i'm proud of my glorious neanderthal heritage because it makes me stronger and smarter. We should try to breed out the homo sapien genes actually"

people in angola be walking around with one (1) neanderthal gene

live action remake of the live action remake
it's twice as live action this time

"they never tell you how they shit themselves.."

now that i think about it, in the actual story it feels perfectly in character for legolas to constantly point things out that everyone else is aware of, because he knows they have worse senses and overcompensates.

"the enemy approaches" yes thank you legolas we can see that.
"right, yes. sorry.."

janitor gets beamed, comes out unchanged except for a full head of glorious hair and a big smile on his face

there's something incredibly appealing about mostly being completely normal, but then someone needs to reach a high shelf and you just turn into a blob of goo and stretch out like an amoeba