During the Plantation of Ulster by English and Scottish settlers, a new walled city was built across the River Foyle from the old site by the Irish Society, a consortium of the livery companies of the City of London.[13] In recognition of the London investors, the 1613 charter stated "that the said city or town of Derry, for ever hereafter be and shall be named and called the city of Londonderry".

honestly worse, they did it to suck off some fucking investors

honestly i'm just amazed there's ANY sort of actual usable computer on there at all, though of course it's hilariously expensive and not even in stock

ngl i think people just need to accept that on the internet a year is basically last week, you can't be upset that someone replies to a 5 year old comment

pro tip: just ask for some consumable that can be had in a fancier version, like soap or spices. Stuff people can buy at markets from people who actually made it themselves.
That way people have a good reason to visit markets and have a nice time, it supports people making handmade stuff, and you get gifts you can actually appreciate and a nice little story of where they bought it.

some people just have laminating machines, getting old ones from an office or whatever

add enough holes and the spatula will break the sound barrier and create a shockwave that levels the building and kills everyone within 30 meters

However, this is false because of an effect called "me no carey"

people who can suddenly """make""" things like minecraft mods are also a part of those celebrating, though i assume they're a lot less vocal about it
and god i wish that was all it was used for

they were actually constructed as defence against aliens, ironically enough.

It's the same principle as modern drivers with 5 billion lumen LED headlights aimed directly into your rear mirror, and was particularly effective since Greys have such big sensitive eyes.

i think we should heavily consider decoy parking garages that are just a bottomless pit on the inside, digging the pits will also provide an infinite amount of jobs

looks like it's set to be fixed by having everyone secede from the UK lol

my favourite part of the UK will always be how they wanted to show that they've claimed northern ireland, so what was the best they could come up with?

Slap "london" in front of Derry, fucking beautiful. It's not just stupid, it sounds like shit too!