now combine this with beard length

och aye, me socks are the pride o' th' whole clan, they are

counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbw-veYYd5M

5 billion random apps, or is that just old people?

i take these motherfuckers barefoot, COWARDS

for reference "anglican" is a form of christianity in britain, the word you're looking for is "anglicized"

"Yooo, alexei, dude!! It's been so long!"
"Alexei? No, Mia. I'm in the process of transitioning, just started on estrogen half a year ago"

"look! My heavenly mandate is so strong that heaven has decided to come down and bless us with its glory!"
Cut to the mother of all storms, with 15 tornados starting to form

GET APPRECIATED IDIOT, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RESPECTED LMAOOOOOOOO

is that a real device? it looks like a half-width 80% scale laptop, gives genAI vibes

600 BCE? you'd be like, 10'000 years too late

"geber" sounds to me like a german brand of power tools