signatures/stamps/whatever really only ever made sense as a strict verification of identity back when it was actually really difficult to copy a fancy sigil, and even then it was a thing for rich people and by far the best use-case for it was sealing letters so you know that yes this letter was sent by the count of Mingestonshire and hasn't been tampered with.

It works, i know why, and i hate that this can somehow function.

someone really needs to make an activitypub-based dating platform, it shouldn't be that much work since it's basically mastodon with a different UI..

manhole cover

today?

still too subtle for a lot of people, we need characters who shout "JOIN A UNION" every time they're on screen

you do realize there are other factors than just the physical size they occupy, right? Smaller cars means they're lighter (less wear on roads, less fuel usage, less damage when they hit things) and have better visibility.

Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant I'm movin' like Oppenheimer

We snortin' that good buffalo soldier, tamarind, Jordanian jibbies

in what universe is this a shitpost?