Hm, when i get tired like that i don't really get loopy, i get giggly when REALLY zonked out but otherwise my brain just feels full of molasses, it's hard to think but the same thoughts come out.

just use less of both?

but also the seasoning really isn't that difficult to reapply, wipe some oil onto it with a bit of paper and put it in the oven for like an hour or whatever it is.

An aged seasoning is great but AFAIK they work perfectly fine with a basic seasoning, and frankly given the state most pans are in i don't think people would even notice a difference between their current pan an an unseasoned carbon steel one..

please stop praying for my grandma she's getting too strong!

the KDE lock is one of those cabinet locks anyways, where the key is just a removable handle.

as time goes on i become more and more radicalized toward "git should be a fundamental part of human society and taught since childhood"

extract from whom? Themselves?

I would hope it's obvious i'm not talking about giving neighbourhoods absolute control over themselves, i'm explicitly only talking about clearly local matters like "what do we want our streets to look like" or "we have a neglected property, should we come together and buy it out so we can turn it into a lovely park instead?".
I'm also specifically talking about not having the same governance structure as existing politics, instead treating it more like associations where everyone can attend the big meetings and directly vote on things.

how do you even put a date on fruits and veggies

amusingly some meat, i think it's mostly cuts of beef, will have a best after date because it needs time for tissues to break down slightly and whatnot so it's maximally enjoyable.

3 year aged cheese, expires in 1 year

A lot of packaging here has the text "Best before, often good after:", and for extra credit they might add "Use your senses: Look, smell, taste, before throwing away."

i don't understand who even wants a laptop so thin it can legitimately cut soft bread, i understand wanting them light but surely you want a laptop to fit your hand when closed???
I'm equally baffled with the insistence on thin phones, are people not holding them? Do the thin edges not dig into their hands??

my ideal laptop format would be a thinkpad x220t with a thinner screen and maybe like 5mm shaved off the body thickness, other than that it's just.. optimal.. (especially being able to actually hold it by the battery, why would i not want to be able to use my laptop while standing?)
Again the thing that actually needs reducing is weight, shrink the internals to a single board and keep the chassis the same.