highly recommend doing some light back exercise, help your back support you :)

even better: Mowing with a scythe lets you easily deposit the grain neatly in a row (windrow), which means you can just have one person hauling ass on the scythe and another behind them bundling up the straws.
It's honestly pretty insane how close to ideal scythe harvesting is.

mmm ecofascism mmmm

my take is that simply dropping "the" from "the patriarchy" does a lot to make it more useful and less uncomfortable to talk about.
It's not some specific thing, people don't have meetings on enforcing The Patriarchy, it's just an effect.
I'm not sure if it's strictly comparable but like, talking about "the democracy" would sound strange, but talking about "democracy" is completely normal.

i mean they are shorts so i'd imagine they're pretty liable to get uncomfortable, as they're presumably not designed with magnum dongs in mind.
But then again i assume they're generally stretchy so maybe it's fine..

imagine if it was all turned into botanical gardens

for all the kids traveling on their own

i will never understand how americans think their zoning system is sane, having the government say "You're only allowed to build low-density housing here" is fucking dystopian.

yes, obviously the solution to things being shit is to just give up and die, what wonderful advice.

kinda kid you always speak to like they're an 18th century gentleman

"indubitably sir i shall prepare dinner posthaste. Perchance the good sir would partake in an invigorating carrot until then?"

summarizes american infrastructure: needlessly massive, dangerous, and helps absolutely fucking no one.

it's like people are only capable of comprehending extremes; either you scrub every millimeter of your body with hydrochloric acid, or you never clean yourself and in fact smear yourself in actual dogshit.

god forbid we just.. shower with water and use a bit of gentle soap if we're really dirty..