me drinking from my lava lamp (yummy)

because IRL we wouldn't call mimi-crazy "crazy", we'd call it "weirdo".

plenty of people in happy relationships with weirdos, sicko to sicko communication.

honestly i'm surprised drivethrough still exists, i'd expect it to be replaced by ordering on your phone before you even arrive and them just coming out with the food to your car.

yeah i honestly don't mind it so long as AI is just used to make the old "press a number to select an option" systems better, we do that a lot here and it's actually purely an improvement.

Now you can actually hear what the robot voice is saying, and instead of selecting 14 increasingly specific options you can just say "i want to change my booking" and the system figures it out.

because those are common physical units people have at home, especially tablespoons and teaspoons are basically universal and have clearly defined ml conversions anyways.

i hear those warriors from ravenfell have curved beaks.
Curved. Beaks.

jackdaws? i barely know 'em

i find what makes water taste good is mineral content, i'm sure it's not actually healthy but water that's been sitting in e.g. a metal watering can can taste incredibly crisp and fresh.

we need prancing lessons in school

you can still have spellcheck without AI, i don't think i've ever had AI-based spellcheck.