https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWPhg_eyv1s

protecting me from using my fucking browser, most of the time

i almost feel like people who work extra "because it's the right thing" are worse, at least i understand bragging as a motivation!

i'll always cherish my memory of being a kid with an iphone unable to just fucking transfer files to/from the computer and wondering if the phone is broken

safe to say i stuck to android after that

the loudest farter gets the sponge

you pulled out the washing machine's intestines

except if they don't include the multiplayer then why the fuck does it cost 80 bucks?

"OW FUCK PUT ME DOWN YOU'RE LIFTING ME BY THE HEAD OW MY NECK JESUS CHRIST"

now we see the violence inherent in the french

yeah it tastes yellow, next question

that's cool but please don't fucking endanger animals like this, i detest seeing people with pets just loose inside the car, that thing's gonna turn into a missile if you have to brake hard or get into a crash.