That's a good stand power, very D4C-esque

i mean there's still a limit to how fast your car will physically go, can't imagine many cars are happy pulling 200km/h

Here's a rough equivalent of the OPs image, but with trains

wynona's big brown bieber

"oh neat, chicken of the woods! I see why you wanted me to go behind this tree!"

somehow, despite being openly nonbinary for a while now, it's only now i realize that i always felt slightly uncomfortable/annoyed having to pick either male or female.
Just let me play as some cool nongendered thing, a penguin or a robot or something.

hell let me play as an ominous levitating crystal that emits a constant low droning noise. In Animal crossing.

then there's chunky

he's dead

oh my god nerdsniping is just a fundamental human vulnerability

ironically your post qualifies :^)
This is why i'm VERY generous with newlines and paragraphs.

i always just read it as the city of Ur

i think it's mostly a cultural thing, european ads can be plenty exhausting in other specific ways.
(my pet peeve is intentionally poor acting)

makes me want to get "live laugh love"-style signs to label things around me.
FRIDGE SWEET FRIDGE, TOILET OH TOILET