never heard anyone use whatsapp in sweden, everyone is expected to use something that supports sms as a fallback. Usually facebook messenger or whatever the iphone thing is called.

Far as i know the only popular truly separate platform would be something like snapchat or kik or whatever, which is used by teenagers.

set up some markov chain thing and call it "billy-bob"

"Here's what billy-bob had to say about your PR: monkey dishwasher purple banana eat orange me eat give orange"

personally i think it fills a nice niche, it's close to "satisfactory" but more positive.

except that medical workers famously don't have to report you for taking drugs,

At the same time though, we're not shredding our bodies with alcohol and cigarettes, so there's that.

Safety for occupants, not those outside

It does however remain true that exercise will make you healthier, especially since fat effectively turns everything into resistance training.

No one should skip exercising just because it won't make them thin, getting exercise while being fat will probably make you feel soooooo much better and prevent injuries.

My general advice is to just look at the per-weight calories of things you buy, not counting calories, just being informed of how calorie dense stuff is. That way you can make informed decisions about your diet without stressing out about precise calorie counts: when you know that you can eat 3x as much French fries as crisps for the same calories, crisps suddenly become less appealing (at least for me).

cul-de-sacs are so frustrating because just 2 fucking minor tweaks would make them basically okay: Add pedestrian and bike shortcuts every here and there, and slim down the roads so you can't comfortably drive fast.
You don't even need to remove on-street parking, just use the saved width to make proper parking pockets.

Git really is one of those things that just feel like it was pulled from the fabric of the universe, the basic way it works feels so cromulent and obvious in hindsight.

I just wish we'd normalize using it for everyday stuff, a while ago i decided to publish the modpack i'd been fiddling on and almost immediately i realized how much more reliable everything became, no longer did i worry about fucking something up and making the whole thing unusable!
And obviously actual version management prevents final_final_(1).odt situations

TODAY'S TIP:
BLOWING WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR MEETING THAT YOU IS HOT

give yourself a buzzcut then tell the barber you want it longer