why would a modern vehicle be powered by an internal combustion engine? Surely they'd run on electricity instead, which is cheaper and more reliable and more powerful?

if your gf can't go vrum vrum what's the point? are you a girl? REAL men want their spouses to belch smoke at passing cyclists.

"GOD DAMNIT IT'S A SCARECROW AGAIN"

even the fucking LLMs can't be arsed to do any work, i guess that makes sense if they're trained on humans who immediately merrily replaced themselves..

i decided to learn crochet, and you know what it's remarkably fucking similar in some ways
computing did arise from looms, so this is quite poetic

now i want a game featuring a magical "vice of holding", and it's just a completely mundane vice made of mithril.

You need an "OG motorola razr" to USB-C adapter, and you'll have a normal A-to-C cable

i do believe the heart is an organ

But also that's the thing, caffeine doesn't really have that effect on me. If i pop another 400mg after i'm out of bed then my pulse will go up somewhat, but then it's high to begin with (low-key never been able to properly relax in my entire life, my brain simply doesn't possess the function most of the time) so..

sub? dom?? switch???
This is like deep-sea fish talking about whether they prefer hiking or track running.

america's hat

you know what i never realized taiwan is that big, i somehow thought it was more like corsica

Quoth the onion: "eat a god damn vegetable once in a while"

The French.