i think https://ipfs.io/ is basically perfect for this kind of thing, and indeed they've already done some working trying to make a decentralized internet archive happen: https://github.com/internetarchive/dweb-archive/blob/master/docs/archive_architecture_ipfs.md
i don't even ask for that much, just a basic mobile linux that can emulate android apps with less than 15% performance loss.
this is why Tor's Cabinet of Curiosities is great, it starts with "what happened to that one obscure british children's TV character?" and at some point you're suddenly listening to the story of how the show's creator won the lottery and founded the world's best orphanage which is also a pizzeria.
you watch a single minecraft video and youtube assumes you want to see nothing but "SURVIVING 4 SECONDS IN THE LABUBU MOD"
ooops accidentally included my folders of sexy fish
knowing how it's supposed to be pronounced, but pronouncing it "seeser" out of spite
streets like these really make you feel it in your bones, everything feels comfortable and spacious with like 500 people on the same street until 5 cars show up and suddenly there's a fucking traffic jam out of nowhere.

but are poor people really living in the suburban sprawl? I'm not debating whether the sprawl forces you to drive, my point is that suburbs are for rich people.
i just realized this is not the thread i thought it was, whoops
game that makes you sans
and you can unfuck your body basically no matter how old you are:
Rebuilding Mum & Dad: See them Transform with 9 Months of Strength Training in their 80s!
when you're already putting 0 effort into stuff, AI definitely does increase your productivity by letting you shit out the same turds at five times the rate.
bear in mind that china basically did the industrial revolution in like, a single generation..
if you go from people being subsistence farmers, to living in dogshit housing in dirty cities, to something that the rest of the world considers mind-bogglingly futuristic; all in such short time that your parents have photos of their childhood farm.. yeah capitalism probably seems pretty decent then.