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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

So will the bowling ball gravitationally attract the earth to itself there by reach the earth an infinitesimally small amount?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind the chance to occasionally go back in the past and talk to long lost loved ones, let them know I miss them and that everything's alright.

Even if it was just limited to a time bubble and nothing I did in the past would change the present or future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imperial march?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Either you play the hand you're dealt or you don't complain when you forfeit the game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The nutty putty incident on the right is new to me. And pretty dark

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Being told I should switch to linux

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Long live the king

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I think this is pretty genius

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I hear coconut is a real treat

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Sermon on the mount?

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“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

2 “So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 3 But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

Aside from the sermon on the mount, I'm particularly fond of the parable of the sheep and the goats.

Its the single longest passage in the bible about who gets into heaven and who doesn't. Surprisingly has nothing about accepting Jesus as your lord and savior.

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31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/7784033

The Girl in the Window, Kabukicho 歌舞伎町

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https://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1

Not my OC. Just wanted to bring attention to a little underated comic strip. Great artwork. Different tone and topic to what's commonly posted here. Enjoy.

 
 
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