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[-] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago

My guy you can't even win at videogames you are not a military strategist. That said he's probably right just because it is fucking obvious.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

idk paying people to win games for you is a pretty good strategy, don't know how well it'd translate to irl military strategy though lol

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

I mean that’s basically how it’s done: pay a bunch of soldiers to fight the war for you

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Mercenaries, e.g., Blackwater or whatever the fuck they've changed their names to in order to avoid prosecution for war crimes

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I think they're Academi now

[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

really? he thinks the amount of weapons are the problem? and not that there's nowhere near enough manpower who are motivated enough to sacrifice their life for pocket change and the noble goal of raising profits for some delusional oligarchs?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

He doesn't think he needs manpower because he can simply use AI

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

i would love to see him try

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The Hitlerists had to get stalingraded before they started bullshitting people with their Wunderwaffen pipedreams, but i guess you can also just start with this while you're in the planning stage for your next war.

Edit: next wars, sorry. ofc they'll do the usual nazi shit and open up as many fronts as possible.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

How do we get them to keep skipping ahead til they get to the bunker?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

The USA is going to let Elon build nukes and he’s going to start nuking US cities that refuse to pay him tribute

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago

Wait until he finds out real war doesn't have fog of war or tech trees, either.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

"Fog of war" is a real thing but not what Musk thinks.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

Tesla AI powered m4s to every troop. No questions. Also have Elon have a crack at editing the F35s code

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Or one of his 19 year old incel interns.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago

WeaponX contracts when? /s

[-] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago

He will buy Boston Dynamics, rebrand it as X-terminate, use one of those shitty robots as a weapons platform and call it a "Dalek", for the epic memes. Then pretend he inverted it right before it fails spectacularly and kill a shitload of bystanders during a test deployment. Trump will sink $100b into it.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

He'd definitely name it after space Nazis, yeah.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

Get ready for Musk to start WeaponsX or ArmsX or some dumb shit like that

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I'm looking forward to him trying to make music and getting sued by Xzibit

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

In my lifetime, America has only lost wars very badly.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

Maybe he's listening to us tankies on the socials and using that to guide his strategy. Cut all of the payments to the MIC until they start functioning.

And maybe he's close enough to the mark that Chinese intelligence decided it was time to stop the flow of tungsten.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Tungsten is also a critical component of the semiconductor manufacturing industry. It’s used to shield the silicon from copper, which is necessary but also dangerous because it likes to travel through silicon.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Prepare for a thousand F-35 sinkholes.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

I'm hyped for the re-invented wunderwaffe. Maybe we get the V3 going again but this time it's just his shitty hyperloop tunnel at a 45 angle acting like that ping pong ball vacuum cannon from myth busters.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

This isn't one of these games he pays others to play for him. He should stfu

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

I'm afraid that's exactly what war is though.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Yes, the US will lose the next war. But imagine living through the last few years and thinking the problem isn’t in productive capabilities but rather that we need to put even more money into wunderwaffen that won’t actually work.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Germany circa 1944

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

This is him warming up to get some sweet DOD deals. I hope he gets them before Raytheon offs him. I want Tesla to manufacture all equipment for the us army

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Always enough money for war, while people die because they can't afford the over inflated price of insulin and inhalers.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

I bet his solution is to bloat the war budget even more

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pictured: Elon explaining why Polytopia is a superior strategy game to Chess

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

What if we simply didn't have a next war? Lots of countries in Africa and Europe and Asia have managed to avoid it for a long time.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

"we need all new icbm fleet built by SpaceX"

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

New man trying to get some brownie points from old money monopolies i see.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

America should put that guy in the headline in charge of the weapons program, I mean those bazinga trucks work well right?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The headline is heartbreaking

But I hope he does try to "reform" the Us military, then they'll lose the next war even worse.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Is he saying that because he's intentionally fucking up the US?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

we must produce the weapon to surpass all others, METAL GEAR

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