oim fwum da yew kay mate

I painted my nails and I wasn't sure I liked it, and then I put on girlclothes and all of a sudden I really like it

Tfw dysphoric
but also Friday Rice

purposefully putting the Greek Yoghurt lid on a Turkish Yoghurt jar. If an international incident happens you know who to blame.

I'm unhealthily addicted to sweaters and cardigans

Pronoun

muh booba no longer itchy but sore at the lightest touch

It's kind of funny that there's really only three ways to retire your account on Hexbear.

Touch grass (Ulysses Tuggy, Gayhobbes etc), lose your mind and go reactionary on a weird issue (Sevendeadlyfetishes and a whole bunch of others I've 'd from my memory) and trans your gender and make a new account (@[email protected].)

As someone whose been here from the start, sure I've got a few prehistoric monotremes up my sleeves for alts, but 3 is probably on the cards in a month or two.

I haven't smoked in like 10 years. I don't know what it's been with me this last week but I've been craving like crazy. The last times it's happened, I was super stressed. I'm annoyed and a little frustrated but things are mostly on an even keel lately

Now I am become Tony Hawk, Professional Skateboarder

i feel like it's no longer a microtransaction when it's £45

I want to be friends with cis lesbians who can teach me how to be like them. I was in contact with two classmates who are cis lesbians but now that class is over I have no contact with them and we sadly didn't become friends.

*Trans lesbians who are far along in their transition are okay too.

I used to be quite the romantic, weird looking back on it. Grand gestures, well financially not so grand, but I did stuff like set up a themed role-playing scavenger hunt in the tiny town we were in even though we didn't have much money.

I haven't flexed those muscles in quite a long time

Hello dears! Another lovely week here with you all. Thanks for being so accepting and loving and inspiring ❤️❤️❤️

Only getting two hours of sleep was probably not ideal, but I do love being able to earnestly call myself God's Sleepiest Princess.

c4c, but it was actually a t4t and they were both just afraid to come out

Went and for a while today, that was nice

Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Smoked the weed that gives you dysphobia 🥴

Quiet mornings with my partner by the fire