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Do you even speak Cherokee brah?

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[-] [email protected] 80 points 5 months ago

This is the real point of all of this.

Trump and his fascist coattail-riders really couldn't care less about undocumented immigrants. The goal of all of this is simply to make one subset of the proletariat hate another subset of the proletariat, to foment suspicion and distrust, and to condition people to report each other to the authorities.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

After calling ever stripe of Latino rapists, murderers, and criminals, often and loudly, for the last 8 years, more American Latinos voted for Donald Trump in this last election than have ever voted for any Republican candidate in US history.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

But they aren't the immigrants he was talking about, they're the good ones.

The ruling class must always give the working class someone to blame. The others. The others should never be part of the ruling class. Those who are suffering must be able to punch down.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

ice is our gestapo/okrana

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

Lol. Peggy would never call ICE.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

ICE comes into Peggy's class, "What are you doing?

ICE: "We're here to take in the children of illegal immigrants"

Peggy: "Eschua me, I am in the middle of class here"

ICE: "Ma'am, step aside"

Principal Moss: "Com'on Peggy, these men here have a job to do"

Peggy: "Well if you want to deport these kids, you'll have to take me with you"

Gets deported to Mexico because ICE dgaf

Peggy (on phone to Hank): "Hannnnkkk! I've been deported to Mexico!"

Hank: BWAGGGGHHH

Cuts to commercial

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I'd watch that.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Definitely not, lol. Just saw "substitute teacher" and "Texas" and first thing that popped into mind.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Escucha me, that is 3 time substitute teacher of the year, Peggy Hill.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Your handle/avatar is awesome.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

If I may add, the person behind it is even awesome-r 😎

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

we were right about them all along

[-] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago

The educator’s identity has not yet been revealed.

I believe it has, because he had all of his personal information on his social media accounts.

https://bsky.app/profile/lisaloe.bsky.social/post/3lglawwt77k2m

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

For the web crawlers: FWISD Business Teacher Jason Buchanan.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I didn’t want to get in trouble lol

[-] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

“I teach with these f**king libt***s every day and that’s what I talk to no one at work except the kids,” the account tweeted.

Lol how’s that substitute only talking to the kids, if the kids don’t speak English?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

It doesn't sound like this teacher even speaks English.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago

If only there was a way to teach someone English as a foreign language /s

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Whoa pardner, that sound an awful lot like Communism. English cain't never be foreign in 'Murica!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

With the stories of schools blocking ICE from entering their property to seize students, I just knew there’d be one rusty fuck that somehow decided to become a teacher while simultaneously having no regard for their students.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I hate to tell you, but there will be many more examples of this to come.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

One story and it wasn't ICE, it was the Secret Service. Still never found out why the USSS was there.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

They were trying to find something to do now they can't get drunk and go to whorehouses on company time any longer (true story)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Everyone has to stay fake busy in trumps America to avoid getting fired

[-] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I read ICE is under jurisdiction of USSS.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Afaik, they're not. They both report to DHS.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Does Luigi go to school there? Cuz that bitch needs stitches

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

In this context ICE stands for "Immigration and Customs Enforcement".

For other like me that only know ICE as an abbreviation for "internal combustion engine".

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I know it as really cold water

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

In any half decent city, that teacher would soon end up hospitalized.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

I don't really like implicit calls to violence but I really don't like fascist narcs.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

You can only have so many of the latter before the former become necessary.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

We've started talking about how violence is bad only after someone suggested defending ourselves from fascists.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I don't spend a lot of time in threads with calls to violence in the comments.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

You do spend a lot of time equating defense with aggression.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I usually sympathize with teachers who want smaller class sizes, but damn…

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

And that's how Ms. Doe's car got set on fire. Allegedly.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I mean, Brain Rot is bad but it's not that bad.

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