[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

The opposite of the Fear of Missing Out (FOMO): The Fear of Missing In.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Just imagine it's all being held/manipulated by an anime girl sitting in the chair/boat.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Foam mattresses float. Just keep a bottle of water and a hand axe under your pillow 👍

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

AccuWeather just uses the NWS data. They'd be lost without it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Finally! We're getting the feature that should've been present in HTML 1.0 🤣

It basically eliminates the need for id= attributes when linking which is awesome. Puts control in the hands of the user instead of being limited to whatever the web page creator thought was going to be what people want to link.

Power to the people! 💪

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

Because they probably just took the first image that was generated without even checking it. For today's generative image AI you usually want to generate great big batches then pick the best ones.

Then if you're looking for high quality in your meme you'll also use inpainting and pull the result into Krita or the GIMP to make further improvements (e.g. add text with a proper outline/drop shadow). Then when you're done you'll use AI to upscale the image to a great big size so that it'll look nice when you print it out and hang it on the wall in your cubicle or the stick it to the office fridge or some filing cabinet 😁

[-] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

So... To save lives in situations like this you need to collect taxes to pay for a socialist weather prediction and emergency management system.

Texas: "Taxes and socialism‽ Forget it! We'd rather die. All we need to defend ourselves from weather or anything else is big pickup trucks and guns!"

[-] [email protected] 75 points 12 hours ago

If they're proper mermaid tops they can be expensive though. You'll have to really shell out for them.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Well, Mr Smartypants, if it weren't for capitalism you would've had to make that chair/table leg yourself so then you'd only have yourself to blame which is the same as having no one to blame!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Such a hair-brained idea. Fur real, I love it.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Any of these people who take the time to learn what any of these policies actually mean quickly ~~become not-Republicans~~ start to disbelieve reality and declare the truth as, "fake news."

FTFY 👍

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

No hot dog surprise cereal either, apparently!

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Made this looping video on a whim this morning because you'd think they would've fixed this problem by now (after ~5 years and multiple headsets).

Wasn't sure where to share it so here you go, lemmy.world/Virtual Reality 😁

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The genie asked the man, "do you wish you were worth a lot of money?"

Onlookers watched in horror as the quickest among them broke off large golden chunks of the statue before they could even get close to claim their own prize.

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Pool pump has been a bit weak lately: The stream of water pouring out of the hot tub "waterfall" into the main pool had become more like a trickle. This usually indicates a significant clog or that the pool filter needs cleaning.

Considering I haven't cleaned the filter in almost a year I figured that was likely the problem. It wasn't 😮‍💨

Turns out that there's something stuck in the intake at the bottom of the pool which means I have to dive deep with a screwdriver in the super cold water and carefully clear out whatever is in there. Probably a plastic bag or similar.

Note: Never attempt such a thing while the pump is on! In fact, lock it down with some tape and maybe a warning label that says not to turn it on while you're doing your difficult work.

Been a long time since I had to hold my breath under water. I wonder if I can still reach 2 minutes? 🤔 Probably not with this water temperature 🤣

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I just watched the final episode of If My Wife Becomes an Elementary School Student and I had to write something about it... When I first read the description of this anime I thought it looked stupid, "Another low effort anime." But of course I watched it anyway (because I run out of episodes fast on Sundays, haha) and it turned out fantastic!

The description is accurate but severely understates the concept: It's not a comedy but more akin to sci-fi or isekai with a, "what if?" scenario. What would it be like if your dead wife suddenly appears in the form of a little kid, saying she reincarnated? It does a pretty good job of going into the emotions and real-world problems (Japanese 🤣) people would run into in such a situation.

For example, what about the mother of the little girl‽ Wouldn't she be like, "WTF‽" Ummm... Yeah she would! And the show explores that aspect of the concept as well as the family of the deceased.

I highly recommend this anime. It'd probably be a great show to watch with your partner too. Also, make sure to have some tissues handy to soak up the tears!

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Electoral College elects The President. No other type of election works like that.

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Came pre-lubed and ready for battle

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I've heard this phrase used often by those on the right but every time I hear it I can't help but laugh because of what I picture in my head. But perhaps my image is wrong! I want to read everyone else's depictions.

So as to not influence the responses I will not be sharing what I imagine a "woke mob" looks like.

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