sooo zombie apocalypse is started by zombie jesus as a prelude to the rapture? are we at zombie apocalypse 1 or 2?
the old "can god create a rock so heavy that he couldn't lift it" problem
Under his toga? with nothing else under there but a bunch of chains? lined up directly with his groin? sure .. "sword"
Jokes on you security guy, Microsoft is gonna slop up a bunch more exploits in the next week and force them out via windows update and your stupid exploits will be redundant
oh yeah, that's definitely gonna make Indians like Trump ..
Ahh yes, the trickster god running around with nothing better to do than bad faith tricks to getchya, completely plausible and definitely lines up with his general modus operandi from the rest of the bible!
"certified prompt engineer" lol
Also that gang of dudes out the back are awfully close to the back of that donkey and seem really pleased with themselves ..
The fuck is that big stick thing that pasty motherfucker is hiding under his toga ..
I once had a friend who was a Jehovah's Witness who tried to argue that carbon dating was junk science ..
Your missing the Trump and pals buy/sell shares steps
lol, if god just wanted faith he could just build everything as is. He's not turning up (except when he does) and proving his existence so misleading evidence is not required. A test of faith would be normal bad things happening (which he just lets happen) and believers continuing their belief in spite of it.
No, hiding misleading evidence is definitely a malicious trickster god action. Turns out Abraham's god is actually just Loki without his funny hat and wearing a beard. The funny hats he makes his reps on earth wear is evidence of this as well.