The Whitehouse collapsed? Were Trump and his entire cabinet inside? How the world would rejoice to be past this bullshit.

I don't really care if there's daylight savings or not, like you say, it's a nothingburger. But it's not the opposite of expending effort, someone wasted their time drafting a bill and then presenting it to the house which is time they could have spent effecting useful change. Congress only meets for so long each year .. I guess it's better they spend time on this than passing some of the other nonsense being proposed in the US though.

Op would have to not eat 23 bananas a day ..

World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..

I mean the same advice could probably be used to make sure you poop after getting to work ..

Is it an abomination like everything else they do?

Wait .. there's a Greggs .. pub?!

Is it too much to ask for a warm dry tube filled with a meagre portion of meat like paste? Apparently.

They are unsatisfying and the mouth feel is horrific. You've just been led to believe this is the best they can do for the price. I've never seen something so abysmal in Australia and hope I never do.

If that's supposed to be a pastry from Greggs then calling it a sausage roll is a bit of a stretch, should be labelled cold dry stick of disappointment at best.

They are just making sure there are nuclear weapons accessible to them if the people try to vote them out of power.