Learned to fight through surviving multiple wars?

I'm from Australia, I'm aware.

Britain needs to get some irrigation and some controlled burn off programs STAT

this

Didn't they switch to an upsidedown nonsense food pyramid?

Fanfic is fine provided it's written well. I've never heard of Kirill Yeskov, but I like a good reimagining of a classic text.

Wolverine was born with healing factor, trained in his fighting skills and then had his admantium skeleton thrust upon him

And wolverine is all three

My parents used to buy Imperial Leather when I was a kid, I used shower gels for a while, but eventually came back to it. It cheap, lathers well, cleans well, isn't overly perfumed. I struggle to believe you could make an equivalent soap at home for the same price assuming you value your time. (you could buy it in both the UK and Australia so I assume it's everywhere)

Is this to LOTR as Wicked (not the stupid musical) is to Wizard of Oz?

You'd probably also need to make Firefox Elrond and Isildur google, Microsoft can be some random orc or something ..

I'm not entirely convinced that Google and Microsoft are Elrond in this particular issue .. or that uBlock Origin is the one ring .. it feels like this meme is something Sauron would push to make people think the good guys are bad guys ..