I, my sister and 2 of my other cousins were much younger than all of my other cousins who were all about the same age. When my older cousins all started getting married my younger cousins and I would all get stuck at the kids table with a random friend or two of the married couple, the MC, the wedding DJ and the photographer.

Thanks, I dunno if that was particularly iconic but that's definitely where this post comes from

I've never heard that phrase in my life, what was the joke if that's the punchline?

Schumer bangs on about having an imaginary Republican couple in his head dictating his every action. If that isn't a big fuck you to the people who vote democrat I don't know what is.

It would be weird if they gave you a donkey with every pair of chaps ..

Yeah sorry, that's my bad, masochists are people too.

We probably need to put some landlords in a big tank and extract their enzymes to test. It might be easier to just blend them up and then use a centrifuge to separate out the enzymes. Arguably a powerful enough centrifuge will negate the need for the blender.

Some of the enzymes in leech saliva are beneficial. I don't think anyone's ever benefited from a landlord spitting on them ..

Sounds like they are uploading more coffees than they are downloading. Lawsuit from Big Bean incoming in 5, 4 ,3 ..

You're probably welcome to portray them that way, but given the number of rich arseholes in most powerful governments and the amount of money flowing from other rich arseholes into those governments, taking the means of production back is probably still going to require some aggressive action.

Good one champ

Why else would you be "devastated" by specifically just Sony's Playstation platform getting rid of fixed media if you didn't own or want to own a PlayStation? If neither of those things apply to you then just sit back and watch them policy themselves into oblivion. My point is (as per my original post) it's not actually devastating, it's just a shit thing, particularly for them and anyone who likes playstations. You seem to see this as the fall of society as a whole because now everything is online. I just see it as just another shit corporation making another shit decision that will ultimately result in less people buying their shit except for idiots who insist their brand represents them for some reason. If you are so "devastated" then get a lawyer and start a class action or lobby your government to do something about it. Or continue screaming into the void, you do you champ.