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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

All lemons are GMOs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

When life gives you lemons, look for a lemon stealing whore.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bro I'm on acid rn and the fuckin face just freaked me out on the last panel

[–] [email protected] 27 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Christ, I would think that the last thing you'd want to be doing on acid is browsing the internet where you can't be sure of what exactly you'll scroll across.

Maybe I'm vitally misunderstanding acid trips, but where's your trip guide/designated driver/sober buddy? Where's your pre-prepped/vetted media to keep you from a bad experience?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Trip sitters and vetting content isn't required imo if u know yourself and how you react to drugs in general.

But building up the dosage slowly and having someone there for the first time is probably smart.

I'd also avoid taking an hour bike trip through a dark forest but hindsight is 20/20, theme parks are great fun on the other hand though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

last acid trip consisted of me browsing Lemmy for many hours aswell, because my "trip guide" kinda bailed on me, but it still wasn't all that bad. Really, its all about the mindset, if you can convince yourself that everything is fine, it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

My last acid trip involved spending a night at a campsite. I'm not really sure how or why...we didn't have a camper...or a tent. We just found a patch of grass in a rather busy campground and tripped balls in the open all night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Man reading the random weird shit I found online was a fun part of my trips, sooo many weird but interesting rabbit holes you find, it's like they're hidden slightly askew from reality.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I'm just here to comment how nice it is to see semicolons used, and correctly used at that, in a meme. Sexy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

That’s just what the Grammar Industrial Complex wants you to believe about their so-called punctuation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

is it more correct here than a comma and why?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

the explanation i received a long time ago in grade school was:

commas should be used when you want to combine a sentence with a sentence fragment (i.e. something that’s not a sentence); semicolons should be used when you want to combine a sentence with another sentence, provided both sentences are closely related to each other.

now, i’m sure the actual rule is probably more complicated and nuanced than that, but the above idea has served me well throughout my academic career. i’ve found it helpful for getting an intuition on when they should be used and why.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

It’s probably just a typo.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Like life would just "give" you lemons..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

When life rents you lemons...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

You don’t buy lemonade, you rent it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, I take them all the time

[–] [email protected] 68 points 20 hours ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

WHERE'S THAT LEMON STEALING WHORE

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Unholy thoughts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Anybody run him over with a zamboni yet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Give cave johnson the lemmons?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"Make LIFE take the LEMONS BACK!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 35 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The irony of Cave Johnson being the one saying this...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As in JK Simmons voices that guy? I've never watched the show but suddenly I can hear his voice so vividly.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. JK Simmons voices both Omni-man, and the founder of Aperture Science from Portal, where he had a rant about Life giving you Lemons (and how he'd weaponize them by creating a combustible lemon)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

After watching whiplash, I have a hard time seeing him and not hating his guts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

How about the Legend of Whiplash?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago

The molecule responsible for orange and lemon flavours are just mirror images of each other.

https://www.adevos.science/optical-isomerism/

[–] [email protected] 33 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"When life gives you bitter oranges and citrons, make lemons."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Was half expecting a slightly more combustible take on lemons...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What do you mean by "Citrons" that just means lemon in French and I've never heard it used in English.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Same reaction here, Zitrone in German is lemon.

But it seems this is an issue for many language pairs, they have a section on it on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citron#Other_languages

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

For the lazy:

"A source of confusion is that 'citron' in French and English are false friends, as the French word 'citron' refers to what in English is a lemon; whereas the French word for the citron is 'cédrat'.
...
Other languages that use variants of citron to refer to the lemon include Armenian, Czech, Dutch, Finnish, German, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Hungarian, Esperanto, Polish and the Scandinavian languages.[citation needed]"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yeah just looked it up, and apparently a citron tree is called a sukade tree (sukadeboom) in Dutch, and the fruits are called ceder apples (cederappel) for some reason. I had heard of sukade before but had no idea it had anything to do with citrus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I have no idea what that thing is

[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!!!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 17 hours ago

Make lemon-nades.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago

Lemons are a social construct

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I've never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer's top fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

The show is called "Invincible" about a superhero with the same name, who is the son in the image. The father is patterned after Superman and is challenging.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

We all got holes to fill
And them holes are all that's real
Some fall on you like a storm
Sometimes you dig your own

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago
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