I don't understand this American thing to spend 10 years of salary on a ring

The rule of thumb was three months' salary. But that was invented by the diamond industry.

I feel like the watch fob is a bit much, but what do I know?

There are plenty of great deals on Steam, especially during the sales but the Hitman series is not a great example. It used to be simple, the three games as separate purchases. Now it's all rolled into "World of Assassination" with various DLCs you have to buy to get the content from the original games. It's overly complicated and difficult to understand what you need to buy to get what you want.

Mutual cordial respect.

I love the Dune poster with a Beetlejuice worm.

It's one of these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Form-factor_Pluggable

I barely remember 3, and did not enjoy 4 at all. When it wasn't being needlessly "arty" everyone was just miserable all the time. Haven't seen 5 yet but I hope it's better than the last two seasons.

Fun fact: By law, paintballs must be made from food-grade materials. They are perfectly safe to eat.

Fucking weasel.

At least it's not boiling water.

It's Lobo. Badass doesn't begin to cover it.

WIFI and Bluetooth? Fancy.