its full of extremely janky ai art and legitimately impossible shit that relies on complete political illitaracy from the entire electorate. link to the pdf.
If you asked a racist 14 year old boy to come up with a party platform it would probably be identical to this.
This is because Andrew Tate mentally is a racist 14 year old boy
I don't know why I opened it, but I did.
And lol: "The BBC will be stripped down and rebuilt: • Its mission will be factual reporting, not propaganda. • BBC will get its topics from X"
We truly get to witness the most unserious things these days.
Our factual reporting | Their propaganda
Wait is Andrew Tate British?
I had the same reaction, I thought he was an american who lived in eastern europe for sex trafficking purposes
Born in DC, raised in Luton, apparently a US-UK dual citizen.
woke turbines
already cooked
Can China just go ahead and colonize Europe already? Westerners are incapable of self-governance and the more we try, the more progress they make in their goal of polluting all life to extinction.
"I will cut all income taxes forever, hire 25,000 police officers per major city, replace/build British monuments and signage on every street, and introduce new subjects to schools, and ban woke, and make 24/7 TV-"
"Sir, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Isle of Man, Wales, Cornwall, Jersey, Guernsey, Gibraltar and Slough have all seceded from the United Kingdom"
"Even England has also seceded, somehow."
Hahahaha oh shit, "ENTREPRENULSOIP, CRITICAL THINKING, LITERACY" and the kids sitting on the plastic garden chairs. I won't even comment the rest because it's just fascism but already incompetent in promises.
The kid sitting in the middle of the front row has no head. :scared:
Now take a good look at the kid to their left
If his politic doesn't involve an ugly geezer 'aving a pint with the lads while being racist he won't get anywhere but also Reform already exists
All of his victims are (as far as I know) over the age of consent, he'll never make it in the british politics
yeah but notable paedophile Elon Musk is currently trying to crater Reform and have Nige' deposed for some reason
Did you... intend to attach the AI-generated picture of British schoolchildren in the future, or?
yes, because that is from his manifesto lmao. the entire thing is like that
Holy Hell the entire thing really is like that. Fucking pinch me.
Even funnier the nazis of the anti-communist party have endorsed him
critical thinking is when you write "critical thinking" on the whiteboard/screen, and the more times you write it the criticaler it is
The world would be better off if Andrew Tate put his head under a hydraulic press and turned it on.
Entre 
pre nuls oip 
Literacy....also a Tardis in the back of the class reum
He's Muslim, he'll never win a UK election
His Islamic conviction is as good as my conviction to my workplace
wasnt there like some muslim PM or mayor of london or some shit like that? i feel like i remember years ago people complaining about it
damn and here i thought the fking tate brothers would drop a well thought out political programme
Lol at the slide about the NHS. It mentions the long waiting times and the (gasp) £500 million spent annually on "health tourism", but the last year's budget for NHS England alone was £171 BILLION. It aims to fix this by...making sure that "British taxpayers" come first (I guess children must RETVRN to the mines to get priority?), then British passport holders (anyone know why it's specified this way and not just "citizens"?), then "everyone else." Nothing about increasing funding, of course, but I'm sure that'll work!
then British passport holders (anyone know why it's specified this way and not just "citizens"?), then "everyone else."
Tate is a US/UK dual citizen but does not pay tax in the UK.
This looks extremely fake. The charter is all AI generated (the long dashes and writing style seem pretty clear cut), the website is bare minimum effort, no credible reports, nothing I can find from Tate himself. They even have an official Youtube channel which watches like an AI-generated slideshow.
Is it actually real and ludicrously low-effort and I'm missing the proof? If so, utterly hilarious.
It's plastered all over his Twitter (here's a specific tweet in case that changes), and he did a stream about it (skip to 2:11:00)
edit: sorry, didn't refresh and see you'd already gotten a reply! Well, there's some links if anyone else is curious.
whether its a real party that can get anywhere, i have no idea, but he is at least saying that he's trying to do it and the braying freaks in his comment sections are all over it. its the pinned post on his twitter rn
Damn, fair enough. That is wild.
Why tf do we even have open elections? Someone like Tate would win no problem.
remember this is the type of talking head guru the right wing mass media promotes, who will tell you any "politics" is "not worth your time" and that you should "just work harder/start a business/stop masturbating for god's power" when the "politics" is anything left of fascism
Any British person knows it rains so much here the electronics on that rooftop classroom wouldn't last until lunch time.
#IDEOLOGYDEBUNKED
legitimately impossible shit that relies on complete political illitaracy from the entire electorate
Still more feasible than Dems accomplishing anything
Introducing BBC Punishment—a 24/7 live broadcast of knife crime offenders serving solitary confinement. No redemption arcs. No second chances. Just the cold, hard reality of a life wasted in a concrete cell.
Not even the wackiest thing in there
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