GeeDubHayduke

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Elon Musk Declares Himself President, Shuts Down Government in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"What's five hundred million times zero? AND DON'T SAY IT'S ZERO!"

Pentagon warns that a government shutdown will cost troops their pay over the holidays in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

mind: blown in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"A butt tuba"

KFC in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"These ARE the drumsticks you've been looking for!"

Another glamorous shot of Luigi Mangione's perp walk, where he's escorted by the unpopular mayor who's been indicted for bribery. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Not Constantinople..?

Caption this. Wrong answers only. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Jesus, Malcolm. Got enough sodium..?

Terrorism in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What does King Koopa have to do with any of this?

How dare you stand where they stood? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

"Hi, I'm the guy from the video you just watched. He's a clipshow of the video you just watched."

Employee stabs Michigan manufacturing company president during meeting in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I knew that keg full of avian droppings i keep under the stairs would come in handy one day! A good Belter never throws anything away!

People in NYC holding banners during a CEO Event at Ziegfeld Ballroom in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

"LOOK AT ME CORPORATE DADDY! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU CAN STEP ON THIS SNEK!"

-finitebanjo

People in NYC holding banners during a CEO Event at Ziegfeld Ballroom in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

You're all over this thread, deepthroating the proverbial boot. Keep it up, but just know that no matter how much you lick and love that little foot glove, it won't love you back.

Peter Thiel Reveals How Scared Oligarchs Are Of The People in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

"One dead CEO."

"Many more to go."

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don't ban.