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On this day in 1959, U.S.-backed Cuban dictator Fulgencio Batista fled the country following the victory of Fidel Castro's 26th of July Movement (M-26-7) at the Battle of Santa Clara, marking the successful conclusion of the Cuban Revolution.

The 26th of July Movement takes its name from the date of with a failed attack on the Moncada Barracks in 1953, however, the movement bearing this name was not formally organized until the attackers were released from prison in 1955. Public resistance continued sporadically until November 1956, when 80 members of the M-26-7 returned from exile.

Soon after landing on the island, a separate revolutionary group, the "Directorio Revoluncionari Estudiantil" (DRE), unsuccessfully attempted an attack on the Presidential Palace in Havana.

Throughout 1957, armed resistance from groups such as the DRE and M-26-7 would escalate. After a failed offensive by the government against rebels in the summer of 1958, the rebels launched a major counter-offensive.

On December 28th, 1958, after a fraudulent election in favor of Batista, revolutionary forces reached the city of Santa Clara. Seizing equipment from an armored train intended to transport government reinforcements, the rebels quickly captured the city, prompting Batista to panic and flee to the Dominican Republic with a personal fortune of more than $300 million.

In the following days, revolutionary forces entered Havana with no resistance, and Castro established a provisional government. The 26th of July Movement later reformed along Marxist–Leninist lines, becoming the Communist Party of Cuba in October 1965.

Batista later settled in fascist Spain, dying there in 1973 at the age of 72.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Listen up, fuckos.

When I ask "should we rename honey to 'bee's milk'" at 2AM and I don't get a single response. That makes you look stupid, not me.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

I love when people draw fantasy characters in a modern setting but make their outfits absolutely awful. Like Aang with the worst fit you've ever seen in your life is so funny to me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

porky-happy: “There is no such thing as coercion. If you don’t like the way you’re treated at a job just leave….oh by the way working class, I need you to have more kids. Get to it.”

yes-honey-left: “What if we don’t want to have kids for your sake?”

porky-happy: “Oh, that’s easy. I will make women second class citizens and take away what little infrastructure is available to allow poor people to ever set foot on a college campus! After all, I wasn’t asking you to have kids. I was ordering you to!” (yes, all of this can be found in the heritage foundation agenda.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

FF7 Rebirth is so good it literally feels like it's from a less cursed timeline and yet they gave GOTY to this Sony circlejerk tech-demo-forgetable-name-ass game?

I CANNOT believe game awards are bullshit!! angery

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

seems like the Boring Company ended up as another elon-sized OSHA-violating scam

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

major jokerficationSaw so many fucking Teslas today badeline-scream

THREE FUCKING CYBER TRUCKS

Was walking down the street wearing the most over the top outfit I have and literally stopped, pointed and laughed at all of them stopped in traffic and sang Entrance of the Gladiators as loudly and as badly as I could, looking like a fucking unhinged lunatic probably liz-society but I actually started doing the "Walt in the crawlspace" laugh when I saw the third one walter-yell

WHO THE FUCK WITH ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ONE IS ALSO DUMB ENOUGH

I DON'T FUCKING GET IT

IT'S AN EXTREMELY UGLY PIECE OF SHIT MADE BY THE WORLD'S BIGGEST,.RICHEST DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT libertarian-approaching

IT LITERALLY CRASHES ITSELF,. SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS, AND A SOFTWARE UPDATE OR GOING THROUGH A CARWASH WRONG CAN BRICK IT LMFAO dumpster-fire

JUST GET A BMW OR MERCEDES OR LAND ROVER OR SOMETHING IF YOU HAVE TO BE A RICH ASSHOLE LMAO

FUCKING CLOWN CARS

FUCK

~it's~ ~okay~

^I'm^ ^okay^

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Sister taught her dog to ring a bell when she needs to go out. Turns out she rings it whenever she wants attention, or to beg for food, or if she's just bored. That infernal ringing is driving me MAD matt-joker they say every time a bell rings a angel gets another pair of wings. I think this dog is songlehandedly responsible for thevexistence of those biblically accurate Angels angel-biblical they're running out of room to stick the damn things

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Having an EV (or an inline hybrid like I've got) is great, but the one thing that sucks the most about them is that every single public charger has a different app and there's never an option to charge without using it. I don't even care that it's not free I would gladly just swipe my credit card if I could but these MFs got me downloading six different apps to my phone and making an account for every single one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

one time the chargepoint app bugged out on me after charging me $200 and i just uninstalled it and never paid

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

new colloquialism unlocked:

someone in the Ryan Hall Y'all livestream chat said their road was "slicker than a frog's nutsack" 😂

this storm is no joke. we were supposed to get <1" today with the worst of the storm coming after midnight; we are pushing 3" and it isn't even midnight yet.

allegedly we will get 8-10" more between midnight and 7pm tomorrow, which will give us the largest 24-hour accumulation for my area in a very long time.

thankfully our ice forecast has been downgraded from .3" to .1"; we will almost certainly lose power, but hopefully only a couple days.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

it is january 5 and stalin saved the world from fascism

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

things are kind of bad for me rn comrades so i haven't been around or keeping up with the world, but i'm glad you're all still here and shitposting. its nice to know there are sane people keeping an eye on things and writing critical analysis of shit, no matter how much i have to detatch stalin-heart

.its not even a real fucking problem. i'm desperately trying to apply to phds to get the fuck out of this awful bullshit job, but i'm also... not. like, i keep looking at empty documents and NOT DOING THE SHIT I ENJOY BUT ALSO NOT DOING THE SHIT I NEED TO. WHICH???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. I'M NOT HAVING FUN OR BEING PRODUCTIVE. this is fucking tortuous. this could have been finished a fucking month ago but i just WON'T becuase the deadline isn't tomorrow so i'm not panicking yet, its just a steady constant dread that isn't giving me the adrenaline i need to ever get any work done but is ruining my days with the looming presence of inevitable failure and the fact that i am apparently just going to watch the oppurtunity to do what i love float past me without taking any action to grab it? despite giving up video games etc to devote months of my evenings to grabbing it??

i've always been lazy but i can scrape everything together to a very high standard the day before it's due. this needs time for communication etc so it can't be done the day before the deadline. this is new and awful and also not even a real problem and i'm the only reason i'm being a failure rn so i can't even bitch about it. god i hate having a fucking job taking up half my day everyday.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Talking about how depressing Soviet housing is. And besides the fact that it’s housing people, has anyone who has made the criticism ever been inside of a tiny 1 bedroom condo of the “pretty” glass and steel condo buildings? Besides being small the shape is actually deranged. Canada hasn’t produced a single livable apartment in like 35 years. It’s actually fucking crazy, it does feel like as soon as the Soviet Union collapsed the west decided it could stop pretending it ever cared about people.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

A very shitty and often overlooked fact of climate change is animals freezing to death en masse because they think it’s spring one day but the next it’s significantly below zero

kkkapitalism doesn’t even care about this same phenomena happening to humans

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just learned they invented plain bagels. Turns out all u gotta do is scrape off all the everything seasoning. What will they come up with next? The future is lookin bright pineapple-surf

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

anyone crying about how 1984 orwellian kids informing on their parents to the soviet state was is a fucking loser. Kids having the bravery to overcome their natural loyalty to their parents to pursue anti-fascism should be commended and celebrated.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Had a great riff today when the security guy came up to kick me off the blackjack table. He asked "so how's your day going?" and I said "pretty good, but you knew that already" lmao

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

(CW Racism)

Instagram apparently thinks that saying brown people deserve to die isnt hate speech

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Yassferatu.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

whoa boy, started the new year with a flu

ended up at a goth bar for new years tho, that was fun

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Got passed by an suv that had a acab sticker but at the same time just outright didn’t have a license plate lol

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The Internet is OBSESSED with feeding me men vs women shit. She's unreasonable, he doesn't care. She doesn't care, he's unreasonable. YouTube, TikTok, and R*ddit. How many times can I tell you I'm not interested in this shit before you take no for an answer? These algorithms are ASS! I know maybe 25 people and that makes me pretty fucking popular. Next person to complain about dating that isn't @[email protected] is gonna make me ANGY maddened

I only need scrap booking ideas and BJJ moves to torture blue belts.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Check in on @[email protected]: Its been 21 days since her last comment

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Playing RE1... I kinda hate dodging zombies for now but I love restricted saving and inventory, and cool techniques like prerendered backgrounds. Gonna probably suffer through it, love it in concept, but never replay it again. Been on a backlog clearing streak and this one inspired many others on my backlog so I want to go through it first, thankfully it isn't too long.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

if someone pulled a gun on Musk he would 100% hold up his toddler as a shield

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

some people need to go to a therapist instead of enabling voice chat in games tbh

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago
  1. childhood is realizing that your parents like your siblings better than you

  2. maturing is realizing that your childhood was influenced by an overwhelming number of factors and that your parents were also existing within their own circumstances

  3. adulthood is realizing that point 1 is completely true despite point 2 also being completely true

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The funniest cope my mom does is whenever the treatlers at work are treating her particularly poorly she’ll start watching really harebrained propaganda videos on YouTube about how bad it is in Cuba and Venezuela. Idk if she’s doing it consciously but I’m always like wait are you not seeing that you do this whenever the worst excesses of capitalism are harming you more than usual?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I got no hate on Irish Trad. or Ragtime banjo, but I am irked on how often the banjo in most drawings is depicted with only four pegs. I just don't think that's intentional or maybe it's a shorthand like Simpson's hands.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was expecting to not be able to sleep, again, because of trauma

Instead I am unable to sleep because I keep thinking about this boy, my mind just racing with possibilities and things-that-won't-happen bcs he's gonna be at my bday party... I can't wait to hang out with him the entire evening because he doesn't know any of my friends and he's shy... He's such a cute lost puppy and I just wanna take care of himmmmmmm

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

made some lovely fried rice and am suffering terrible consequences ( i ate way too much) blob-sleep

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I'm sorry, but that Adriann Dittman guy is Musk, no matter what that article says.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I went vegan because of boyposting on here.

A few years ago I posted something about cute boys in a mega, at the time wasn't sure which mega it was. So I said "idk if it can go in this mega but.." Then I got a reply "everything's allowed in the vegan mega!"

tate-fear oh

I felt bad about posting in the vegan mega when I wasn't vegan, I looked up Marxist vegan philosophy and came across a great essay that pointed out the inadequacies of other vegan philosophies and then laid out a Marxist one, which convinced me, and have been vegan ever since

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Professional athletes who return as commentators are either narcissists or greedy hoarders I will die on this fucking hill

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

If I made money doing a thing and then people wanted to pay me to bullshit about that thing, why would I not do that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wish I was better at drawing but to become better at drawing I would have to draw. aAnd I like drawing but I dont want to darw

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I want snuggles, it's perfect snuggling weather where I am

cri

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I've found a fun new way to piss off the nordic-mythology-obsessed fashy twits. Pretend not to know the difference between the various European mythologies. It is the centre of what passes for their sad little spiritual worlds, and as Mel Brooks has shown many times, they just can't cope with being made fun of. Ignore them and they move on to a new bullying target. Treat them as a personal threat, and they feel powerful. But ridicule them, and their brains just short circuit hilariously.

Pretend it's all a big lump thing and pretend not to understand differences even when they're carefully explained. Treat their weird little interest they same way, for example, they ignorantly lump all Africa's various traditional mythologies into a giant undifferentiated mass. And make sure to include the in-game lore of that fabulously "woke" (and awesome) game Hades as part of your "knowledge" of European mythology. Make sure the norse ones are complete bottoms at all times. (There's nothing wrong with bottoming of course. But that really sets them off.) I like to start with asking them for details on the story of how awesome Zagreus was when he pegged Thor with his own hammer's handle when they were dating and they visited that charming little B&B in Avalon and met King Arthur, because "That's fuckin' hot, man!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

'grow the pie don't argue about how to cut it' is just trickle down economics rephrased fuck off aint falling for that

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Best screenplay is a funny award to give a movie. It’s going “I’m sure it sounded good on paper”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

to return a value in rust you put down the value but don't end with a semicolon. Just make it so you write return? Why does every modern language have to have some feature that saves like a second when writing but makes everything annoying to read?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

The world has nosferatu fever *reads sheet* oh it’s the plague

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

monke-rage fucking work didn't have me on the schedule today when it came to me looking at my work app last night BUT THEY HAD ME ON THE SCHEDULE ON THEIR END so its MY FAULT when I tell them this when they're waking me up with the morning texts "you should have checked the schedule" MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU I WASN'T ON THE SCHEDULE THAT MEANS I LOOKED AT THE SCHEDULE "it's fine I'll cover it" meow-tableflip I BETTER NOT CATCH SHIT ABOUT THIS OR HAVE MY HOURS CUT LATER

I didn't even WANT the day off but I figured it'd be slow after the holidays BUT NOW I GUESS I'LL BE ANXIOUS ALL DAY TOO

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I've posted about this before but God why does everything have to suck so much????? You've got 60-80 years to experience everything you'll ever experience and all this system cares about is exploiting you, making you pay more and more rent and sucking the life out of literally everything that exists

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