Or, hibachi is just bougie Waffle House.

I don't understand why people shit on Waffle House.

Where else can you go where someone will cook real eggs right in front of you, and cook them correctly?

Fried over easy, perfect every time.

My favorite time was on the road with some friends (we're all from up in them thar mountains, so it's not like we were a bunch of New Yorkers) and 5/6 of us could not for the life of us understand our waitress, and we thought she might be speaking a foreign language, until one of our number, who was fluent in the Waffle House dialect of gibberish, translated for us.

Eh? Whoever made this either went to a unique one or don't know what they're talking about.

Waffle Houses are not spectacles. They're as basic as they come. Basic seating. A gal who calls you "suga" and a mute cook who doesn't give you eye contact. You might be able to see the grill if you're sitting at the bar. But that's like saying you can see the grill at your McDonald's.

People go there because you can get a cheap breakfast for like $3.18 cents.

It's not good. It's not bad. It's not anything.

I thought the whole point of hibachi was that they do it right in front of you and maybe even put on a show. Do the cooks at Waffle House even know how to make an onion volcano?

Thank god they don’t dump mayo— I mean, “yum yum sauce” — on everything at Waffle House

I bought a bigass camp chef griddle for our back yard based on waffle house and japanese hibachi and it is completely worth it.

This is fondue raclette in French Canada.

I'm sorry I'm late to the party.

A single hash brown all the way, meaning with cheese, country, gravy, chili, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions. I think even jalapenos. it's glorious. Add an iced tea and you're at $11.50. just make sure your drive isn't more than 20 minutes to get home.

I am starving

What the fuck is hibachi?

it's just a flattop gang

Mmmm, hash browns