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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

My favorite time was on the road with some friends (we're all from up in them thar mountains, so it's not like we were a bunch of New Yorkers) and 5/6 of us could not for the life of us understand our waitress, and we thought she might be speaking a foreign language, until one of our number, who was fluent in the Waffle House dialect of gibberish, translated for us.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 17 points 1 year ago

no one on earth

fucks better

than waffle house waitresses

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

the secret ingredient is meth

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

For the patron or the waitress?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I really like you. Not as much as a wavvenhaus hure.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Absolutely. We're pretty sure she was shooting up between waffles, but we all knew when walking out that it could've gone MUCH weirder.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok so me (bald white man) and my boy (Puerto Rican, braids), were eating at a waffle House beside our hotel late. The two waitresses came up, very young, and said are you the movie guys?

We're like what?

One of them said yeah you're staying at the hotel, we make a movie and get paid. We tipped and dipped.

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