Melbourne

Ok our journal has been published which means I am officially done for the year now.

Mabel and I just baked some dog biscuits for her

And I’m gonna spend the rest of the day cleaning and reading ✌️

Success!!!!!!!!

Biscuits complete!

I am giving a bag with one of each type of biscuit to my family, plus a tub full for my Mum and a tub for each of the two teams I am with at work. Plus a smaller container for me.

Cool. Got all my supplies for a super chill day at home. Fuck yeah!!!!

I’ve been gifted the garlic dip.

Win win!

I am so drunk after today's work event. I just need to wall 600m home. I can do this

I'm unaccustomed to having no responsibilities. I pulled out the work laptop one more time earlier and then put it back.

After the period of unemployment, in which life was awful and I had no purpose, it's strange to suddenly have "acceptable" free time. Paid even!

/rant

arghghhghhg slept in lounge because we're still separating cats, proved once again that I can sleep through anything by waking up to a giant pile of cat puke next to head. Strip the jacquards off couches to wash, figure hey I should flip the cushions anyway, vac cushions, flip cushions, see dustbunnies, start vacuuming and now I'm fucking deep cleaning the loungeroom with a detour to deep clean the dyson because someone has been using it past the MAX FILL line........

Well now I'm lunchbreaking with tzaziki, how you doing?

Back to the happy place for dins:

Is there anything better then flopping on the couch and listening to tropical rain pour down and knowing all the chores and work are packed up at the other end of the country?

No. There is not (at least for this little black duck).

Urgh bushfire sun

I'm glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because they're not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldn't go there. I am giggling at everything right now and I'm in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. I'm not sure how I'm meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe I'll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.

Oooo fam, it is warm out there…

Also, on a things that 54!t me #6273874 tangent…

The lack of indicators…

Is it broken? I’m not a mind reader! Why the sudden brakes? Is it an emergency?!

Raaaawwwrrrrr!

Edit: Don’t even get me started on people who will come to a stand still in a lane in the middle of the road to change lanes.

5 days left until the big day. Now that I have a choice, I don't think I'm going to celebrate. I was considering buying a roast or a ham and doing something with it, but I don't think I'm really even interested in that. It doesn't really make me sad or anything, but it doesn't bring me joy, so it just seems like a waste of time thing that I do to make other people happy

New Year's I've decided I'll stay home. My entire life I wanted to see fireworks, but pre 2019 was complicated by loving in the country. 2019 I was too young, 2020 they replaced it with a "3 day food and wine tasting festival", 2021 I got COVID and was too sick to go, 2022 and 2023 I finally saw them! But repetitive now I reckon. I'll probably watch them on tv and might order in a midnight kebab or something for the same vibe

Yeah let’s come home, have a few drinks and install a double side mount pullout bin in the kitchen.

That’s done , but I’m not supposed to feel violated afterwards.

I thought I'd lost Miss Meow this afternoon, but she was just in my wardrobe snoozing on my socks. Escaping the baking chaos.

If you see me around, say hi

Was given 7am start on NYE and 8am start on NYD. Good thing I don't have NYE plans! Last year I felt sorry for myself because I was alone and all my friends were out with their partners or overseas lol. Now I don't give a shit. Normalise not going out on NYE.

Just got told I'm selected for moving into a new team and learning new responsibilities alrdy. Starting early next yr :)

The random $45.67 I got in my bank account yesterday was indeed from the ATO! Seems like a calculation was done that determined I paid that much too much towards my HECS which is now paid off

It's been at 30° inside for the last like 3 hours. I just checked the weather, and apparently it's 23° outside and has been for a while 🤦‍♂️

E: oh, and the move is officially done, keys handed back at 3pm. We only had about 45 minutes to get everything done. I ended up only being able to take the stuff I couldn't on Wednesday. No vacuuming or mopping. Oh well. It's not an obligation in LT - they don't take a bond, and hire cleaners after each move out anyway. But I feel grotty leaving it a mess

DONE FOR THE YEAR!!! Running for the exit as we speak.

SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM! Well for 12 days at least =)

🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

Something we noticed in NZ was beer sizes. We just wanted a six pack. There was Corona or Heineken. No. When in Rome and all that biz. There was 12 packs or 30 of kiwi beer. So we settled for a six pack of Speight cans. Cans were 440ml each. I don't do cans but they were the closest we could get. We spent so much time in the freezer humming and harring it was ridiculous. So many times the man picked up 12 and said "fuck it" and I made him put it back because we had things to do the next day.

Sitting on the soccer oval in Queenstown, drinking beer and watching the planes and helicopters take off and land is a memory I'll never forget.

I somehow managed to pinch the skin of my little finger between the lever and body of the mixer tap so much that it bled. An injury I never knew was possible.

Final home stretch.

Now stuck in a presentation that hasn’t started on time.

Lunch to follow after which I hope to bugger off home as long as I don’t get held back by anything.

"From Youtube Sensation Mr Beast Comes A...." Nope. Dont care. Not even a little bit. good luck with that netflix or Disney or whoever the fuck.

TheVoid is having an argument with the new mop. It is cute and ridiculous.

what I'm contributing/cooking this xmas

there's a big xmas lunch/dinner at the younger generation house

this year I'm doing bulk home made mini sausage rolls, fairy bread, a big salad, shortbread biscuits and am bringing rose wine, some baileys and much bundy lemonade ( plus I stuff a few hundreds in the hands of the hosts for their efforts, it costs a lot to cook big dinners )

youse guys are putting me to shame, I have shortbread bikkies to make and haven't started other than buying the ingredients and putting the butter out to soften

and I’m done for the year!

Spent a gift card at Cole’s for some butterflies leg lamb and coleslaw which will be my special treat over the Xmas holidays.

Super hot outside while I was out and rushed to quickly put the washing on to take advantage of this sun and heat.

Now I can rest and relax!! Woot!

so tired

will put off making xmas food to stop from pre-eating everything, best make everything on day before

house is fairly clean and tidy, which is good

was listening to YTs about dysfunctional families this morning, i'm not sure the YTs do any good, I end up slightly battier than usual and negative in outlook

Gonna try individually netting apricot branches this year. Tempted to even double net a few see if that helps.

Not going to hold my breath but hopefully we get a few.

get yourself a dog that not only helps out in the kitchen but will also do the gardening for you

https://streamable.com/08holn

In addition, for the low, low price of some cheese, she will also dig you a big hole you didn’t ask for

Made and ate a giant sandwich for breakfast.

It fell apart and I required a fork.