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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because they're not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldn't go there. I am giggling at everything right now and I'm in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. I'm not sure how I'm meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe I'll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drink some water before you sleep. Your head and stomach will thank me tomorrow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I paid for this last weekend when I had a terrible headache and cola-coloured pee after only a couple of drinks but nowhere near enough water, so I shall go forth and hydrate myself now, since sleep is not forthcoming - if I don't stumble into anything in my living room..... I crave instant noodles as well, though.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

drink lots of water, have a vit b, have a snack, and watch some telly to help you relax

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fucking Margarita and her sister Malibu.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I always side eye Malibu drinkers. It's like suntan lotion.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Total bitches just ruining nights now I'm in that stupid state where I'm tired as hell but I can't sleep either

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Praying for you!

My dad plays those site inspection videos on YouTube on the TV and if I hear the word non-compliant again, I will explode.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look at this. Just look at this mate. What a - what a joke mate, what do you call this? Where is the VBA? Where is the VBA??

I'm telling you guys this is just unbelievable. Unbelievable. What a shemozzle

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

See, if I watched those Iโ€™d get way too wound up and definitely not go to sleep ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

10/10 ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

good from far but far from good