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It's hard to define what "Hexbear" is anymore, with so many of the posts coming from random Lemmy instances. Our brand and subculture are diluted and it shows. A lot more confrontation and friction in threads. So it got me thinking. How can we recapture the authentic sense of what Hexbear is and do something nice for the world as a community?

If you've been watching India's moon mission, you know how happy everyone looks in the footage. They're so proud of their work and the whole nation is congratulating them. Actually the whole world. It's a massive publicity boost and unites an otherwise polarised nation. Well what's stopping us from doing that? Think of all the cool things we could accomplish with a space programme. Designing new rockets, exploring new galaxies, maybe colonising a planet or two as a forum. We would let everyone know what Hexbear represents and could mine asteroids for orbital factories that supply our fleet of ships. One thing we might build is a Dyson Sphere, or maybe even a generation ship to raise the next ten generations of our families together on our way to another solar system. I'm a plant scientist and could probably even grow lettuce in microgravity.

We can do this. I just ask that you trust me and send me the money to do so.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This post made me realize building a space program is the nation level "solution" equivalent of "if we just have a kid it will save our marriage"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for my comrades to join me. Where is everyone.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So is this going to be a kerbal thing or a modded minecraft thing?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the real thing. This is your chance to visit other worlds.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Hmm. I do hate living on this planet. Let me go flip over my couch and see if any change falls out.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting outside the ionosphere sounds great and all but I kinda need gravity for my bowls to work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Moving to Saturn as a remedy for constipation.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As Hexbear's resident rocket nerd/engineer I am prepared to take up the mantle on this worthy endeavor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can design the spaceships, I'm good at X4 and know where to put them. The asteroid belt.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah man i flew a cardboard rocket to like 1700ft i got u

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's pretty high. With our collective experience I think we could get a lot higher.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah sure. totally. just send me like a few tens of those millions and ill see what i can do k thx

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be ethical for me to take your money and then give you funds from the Starfleet budget. Instead we'll let you pilot a mining ship and you can harvest all the precious metals you want from asteroids. One asteroid and you're paid back with trillions of dollars of interest.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And how do you plan to get that mining ship up there?? Ive got u and Hexfleet by the throat now if i dont see the money flowing in by tomorrow morning you will have NOTHING

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought that would be common sense. Design a rocket that lowers the cost per kilo into orbit to $10. Then build self-assembling orbital factories to design a basic asteroid harvesting platform. Use the revenue and resources from that to build a mining fleet. Snowball that into full orbital shipyards that can produce thousands of mining ships per day. Then everyone gets paid back.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got 6 maplebucks I can spare.

party-cat

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I can convert them to cash, I will accept any kind of video game money. I'll even sell your MMORPG accounts.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that the dirty owl is a capitalist can we make them put up the money first?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we should all put up money. If all 24700 of us send me just $40485.83, I will have one billion dollars for this. I've already contributed $15.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Makes sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I would happily send some billionaires on the Hexbear rocket to space

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

You're spreading FUD. I want us to come together hard.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have an engineering degree ~~that has nothing to do with aerospace~~ and I would be willing to provide my talents for the low low price of 1 million dollars

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Would you really choose $1m today over trillions of dollars once your ship successfully snares even one asteroid?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[shoots off a bottle rocket] There's your hexbear moon mission, pal.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I'm so good at shooting those without them burning my hand. A rocket is the same principles with a different fuel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My pappy† always used to say, “you can’t have a nation without culture, language, and borders”. I think this sort of project could really bring us together by keeping our attention on our ideals for the future. We could call it futurism!

†My pappy was a fascist if that matters

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

We could go from a simple shitposting forum to the vanguard of humanity. The new cultural blueprint for our species as a multiplanetary civilisation.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

moon mission

we talking real ones or just another deep space fake?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The real thing. You could be sitting on the moon sipping lunar water by this time next year if you just send me $2m over Venmo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

lunar water

[shudders in silent sea]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have a degree in astrophysics but I’m really lazy. I’ll help if I feel like it maybe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats, Chief Technology Officer. You now have sole and legal responsibility for the safety of my mining fleet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Automatic reply: I am currently out of the office. Please reach out to manager for urgent issues.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm down. I don't hook anymore, but for an endeavor like this maybe retirement isn't the best option.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

remember those "Chinese spy balloons"? We totally could do something

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I built a couple of those Estes model rockets when I was a kid, I figure if we just scale it up enough we can get to the moon no problem.

Step 1 is to get the biggest cardboard tube we can find.

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