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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think this is actually worse than Luigi-stanning

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

100-com cringe

Say what you will about Luigi's politics, but he's never actively funded genocide as a state actor as far as I'm aware.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait for him to pull off his mask and reveal that he was actually kissenger the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

mods continue to be clown this place is getting sillier

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

luigi-dance: "I dont likea da pronouns but i killa the CEO" [Mod disapproved]

AyyyyyOC-big: "I likea da pronouns but i killa the Palestinian children" [Mod approved]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mod should catch a ban for downplaying genocide

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

i want the mods to explain why it's always a summary ban for literally everyone else but catherine_steward got like 50 chances to reform for saying I should be killed, while two other users were also like "why isn't she banned" and two of us got banned over it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah fuck these fucking mods, christ

remember when catherine_steward got 57 chances to not say "you should be killed" to other users (me), while i got banned for asking why she wasn't banned? haha "shit stirring" okay mods. Carcosa: just make a new account! because the mods literally can't ever say "sorry" but they want me to post a fucking self-crit

"doubling down" as if anyone ever PMed me about it shrug-outta-hecks thanks for my 57 second chances, even handed mods

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm willing to compromise on suffering, then death

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Here's the gotcha: we're all doing that anyway

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

holy shit it’s john darnielle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Goddamn pronouns! Which woman is "she" referring to?!

pronounjak-rage

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AOC is the American Assad. I don't think I need to explain.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ok but can you explain because I’m not seeing the connection.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe intermediate dialectics?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe to you, but I guess I've read enough that these things just stand out to me. I can point at eggs and say they're the Assad of breakfast foods. Just dialectics.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You can't just point at everything and say it's 'Assad!' That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!"

leo-point "Assad."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

This is the Assad of criticism posts, tbh

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Secular leader who turned from a social-democratic stance into a more gradually pro-privatization stance as she gained more power; alleged chemical attacks; has said something about Russia; thought of as disproportionately wealthy compared to constituents without solid proof; silly photos leaked

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would also be unsurprised to find they've both been called the "Lion of" some place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Lion of Schuylerville AyyyyyOC-big

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

they're both peurto rican

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

They both suck

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

:why-not-both:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh no what will happen to all the insider-trading stock??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't it be funny if all the inside trading is allowed because all the hedge funds and shit following Nancy's trading are like idk good for the gdp or something. Less decline of rate of profit or whatever

and because of her being hospitalized the American economy collapses without the extra line go up tagging on to her trading provided

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Nancy Pelosi The Whip? I thought not. It’s not a story the commies would tell you. It’s a Liberal legend. Nancy Pelosi was a Democrat in Congress, so powerful and so boss she could use the Debate clause to influence the market to create money… She had such a knowledge of the status quo that she could even keep the ones she cared about from prosecution. The status quo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be natural law. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice hospitalized her on her congressional delegate trip. Ironic. She could prevent others from receiving healthcare, but not herself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

not sure if this gerund form is ableist butAlways Ordering Cripplings

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I knew the comments were gonna be good

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

aoc loves "mama bear pelosi", as aoc calls her

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just makes the entire situation funnier

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

NOTE: I am under the impression that some users MAY consider me posting this was some sort of endorsement of AOC. I can assure you, I can’t stand her and consider her a social fascist. Nothing good to say at all. When I heard Nancy fell down and couldn’t get up, the vision of this meme popped into my head. I found the upper right pic in a Google search and I cracked up at the comparison to the Assad pic, so I made the meme. It’s really not any deeper than that. It’s just a play on the notion that they two of them are “enemies” even though of course they aren’t IRL.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I like it, it made me chuckle

Ban me, you cowards

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago