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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

DENY DEFEND DEPOSE

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

packwatch

Deny this claim, motherfucker

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago

that means he planned for quite some time to shoot him 3 times.

this guy is no joke.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

the next two said "RIP" and "BOZO" but he was too good a shooter he didn't need any more

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Imagining his inner conscience counting them out:

click

^one

click

^two

click

^three

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I wonder who the other bullets have on their casings.

"DESIST"

"DESTROY"

"DECOMISSION" (this was v hard to inscribe)

"DISQUALIFY" (also hard)

"DISFIGURE" (somehow carved with enough hate that it was swift)

"DEPLATFORM" (running out of space, so smaller font)

"DAFFODIL" (to just throw people off)

"DISPOSE"

And finally,

"DEEZNUTS"

[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Incomprehensibly based.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

Do you hear that, healthcare bourgeoisie? Universal healthcare could save your life too.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I mean that's true of pretty much all basic social democratic reforms. They have the opportunity to capitulate before it's too late, but they just can't be bothered. It would be a great convenience if they would just fuck off with it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Somebody once said something about the last capitalist selling the last rope

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Watch as it turns out his gun has "this machine plays folk music" carved into it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Deny the claim

Defend the lawsuit

Depose the patient

[-] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's a play on a book, Delay, Deny, Defend: Why Insurance Companies deny claims and what you can do about it.

Except Depose has a dual meaning in place of defend. Depose could be to remove from power or dethrone. It can also mean as in Deposition or testifying in a legal case, which the CEO was about to do as his company is under investigation from the DOJ.

Then the stock price rose after his Dead Men tell no tales moment the day he was going into an investors gooning session of misery and death profiteering.

Disgruntled employee, client, shareholder?

Get it while it's not redacted-1redacted-2

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Ooh juicy conspiracy time. Count me in for cool-zone winter

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

gaslight gatekeep girlboss ๐Ÿ’…

[-] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

More like The Rizzler.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

The author of Delay, Deny, Defend, is going to get used as a sacrificial lamb when they can't catch the shooter

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Riddle me this Batman: What animal has also has 3 holes in the back of its skull?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Riddle me this!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Is the video available publicly? Can I see it?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I want the full video though. I heard his gun got jammed or something which he fixed to continue shooting.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

They were using subsonic rounds. Those frequently don't have enough oomph to fully cycle the slide on their own in a blowback operated gun. So they had to manually cycle the slide between shots. That wasn't a problem with the gun, just a quirk of the ammo.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I figured they were talking about between the second and third shot where he's having to mess with the chamber. I also heard that whatever happened may just be normal for the setup he was using. But I'm not sure of either because I'm not a gun guy.

I don't think there's more video though because he takes all 3 shots in that.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I also heard that whatever happened may just be normal for the setup he was using.

Gun gal here: yeah most 9mm pistols with a Browning-style action (Glocks, Sigs, etc) won't properly cycle with a suppressor on them. Something about the barrel tilt. You need a special bit called a booster to get enough recoil to cycle. Otherwise you need to manually cycle like seen in the video.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Mf sounding like The Combine Overwatch.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

INSURANCE IS A LIE

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