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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we knew these people were garbage for a very long time now, and yet, with everything, they still put their guy back into a position to destroy us all. these "slams" are a whole lot less entertaining, now that they're literally tea bagging us, all the time, at will, and the true fuckery hasn't even begun in earnest yet

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These are the types of people Americans have always idolized. The Rockafellers and Carnagies were for the most part complete pieces of shit who abused employees and destroyed the environment for personal gain. They donated miney at the end of their lives to buy good will from the populace they fucked over.

Bill Gates is buying his goodwill right now.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only bad thing Bill Gates ever did was say that poorer countries needed to pay for Covid vaccines. That was horrible and he backed off.

Almost all his other shenanigans was being a Billionaire stealing from other Billionaires.

People forgot that IBM was a monopoly worse than Microsoft. People forgot that Netscape was a billionaire backed corporation. MS stomped on some little guys too like Stacker. But it was someone who made $100M on a good idea and thought they could milk one idea forever.

To put Bill Gates in the same category as Musk is like saying Biden is the same as Trump.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago

Gates was the guy nerds were supposed to hate decades ago because Microsoft and billionaire. But that feels fun and innocent compared with today where the billionaires are actively trying to destroy society and ruin people’s lives as opposed to just exploiting them for their labor.

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how he still wears occupy mars shirts as an attempt to make fun of a protest movement from like 2009

[–] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's funny because he's never getting to Mars

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not only that, but Wall Street wasn't a place the movement wanted to migrate to, it was a place to exist to inconvenience the people who worked there.

The Right Can't Meme

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I would gladly contribute to launching him off Earth

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

he is still fantasising about being the sole male responsible for populating Mars

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

A part of him, his mind, will never leave Mars.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is quite an achievement to stand next to Kid Rock and have people wonder who is the bigger trash.

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is not a single thing that "Kid Rock" could do that would make him look cool. Aside from maybe doing a flip while jumping off of a high place with no parachute.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is not a single thing that “Kid Rock” could do that would make him look cool.

Maybe this?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does Elon look like he's badly photoshopped onto his own body?

[–] polygon6121@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it is a combination of plastic surgery, ozempic, bad eating habits, drugs and constantly going up and down in weight (his clothes don't always fit). You never know what shape he will be in at his next public appearance.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I know it's roughly going to be like a barrel on a stick

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are....are you serious? You can buy boner pills in gas stations in America?

No wonder you fuckers voted for Trump.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's some beautiful branding. Einstein would be proud.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Ask parents before consuming.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Daniel Kahneman's lesser known sequel to Thinking, Fast and Slow

[–] feddylemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Jokes aside, Thinking Fast and Slow is amazing and I recommend everyone read it.

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Finally, a brand that doesn’t give you bone rot. Talk about your significant advances in medical science.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is fake

It's for eighteen and under so it's not fake.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"No Bone Rot" WTF!?!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

I think you'll find the demo for gas station boner pills has some overlap for the demo for the human versions

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They're not actually boner pills, just some junk product. But you can buy Viagra at pharmacies in Mexico without a prescription.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say "why do all men suck?"

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gas station employee here, I am judging you if you buy them. They do not work. They are literally just caffeine and vitamins. Same shit Alex Jones used to sell. I had this one customer who would always come in and buy them. I told him not to waste his money, he swore that they worked great. Fucking idiot.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Why not just get some horny goat weed?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This pic has to be at a UFC event

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Presumably one where Conor McGregor beats the shit out of a blind Peruvian nun or something.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

To be fair, that nun had absolutely shitty ground defense.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I just threw up in my mouth a bit. Top teir cringe

[–] rwdf@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Wearing sunglasses inside is very cool indeed.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

Gas station adderall and boner pills sitting side by side.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

Imagine paying thousands for second row seats and getting stuck behind that silly ass hat

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

Surprisingly, Kid Cock is the lesser bell end here.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Why does elon look like he was photoshopped onto himself

[–] cheeseandrice@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey leave jelly roll out of it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I didn't even see that photo bomb.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This implies that these two dipshits give you a boner...

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago

Gas station boner pills do not give boners.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Both guys would drop a twizzler in the bong water and still eat it afterwards.

They'd do it intentionally to try to get higher.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 2 points 1 month ago

Leather jackets are cool.

You may not be.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

As long as we focus on them the actual people doing actual damage will get away scot-free.