Flocklesscrow

joined 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Lemme tell you what Lembas Toast is packin right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Elrond intake, bored over to 30, elven to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin some fuckin muscle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

The Princess and the Pea, reborn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

The heart of the message is that salvation is to be found only through following God, and not those who would claim to be god-like. The Lord, in this case, is making the distinction that, while the trappings of godhood are easily available and easy to mimic, any who would clothe themselves in such garb are false, and seek to deceive. It's a warning.

Jesus was pretty clear in his messaging: following his teachings, and walking his path are the only avenue to becoming one with God. And along the way there will be many tests of character and many who will try to dissuade from staying righteous (ie remaining true to Jesus' words).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

nervously sweeps eyelashes off keyboard

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago

Well that is disappointing. Goddamn it Buzz.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (4 children)

Matthew 24: For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

Apparently it used to be much more fashionable to punch people in the mouth. Buzz Aldrin, ~~american hero~~, comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Real outdoorsmen run in corduroy; that way they're always prepared to start a fire.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Aptitude is only discovered by doing, and most people don't do a violence. So who knows how many savants are out there.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

"people who get upset for their video workout being mildly interrupted in a public gym are toeing the punchline"

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