For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
My only regret is that I have boneitis
Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
"wooooooooo"
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "
"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"
I can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!
"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
"You're going to do his laundry?"
Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, "That just raises further questions!"
This reminds me of another great Professor quote.
Prof: I’ve just finished recharging the matter compressor.
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Prof: Nothing’s the matter now that I’ve charged the matter compressor.
To shreds, you say..
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...
If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".
Its a beige alert!
“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”
"If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!
When they're getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
Bender: "So people will actually pay money to find love...? I have an idea, an idea so genius...." gavel sounds "Stupid anti-pimping laws!"
"Bender we love you!"
Shut up baby. I know it
“Take the deal, Fry! If there's a delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they're all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”
(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!
They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!
I'm Scruffy, the janitor.
The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
Boilers an' terlets, terlets an boilers, even that one boilin terlet.
Fire me iffin' ye dare.
The elves are back
I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.
"What are those disgusting creatures?"
"Those are the Grungalungas."
"Tell them i hate them."
The butter in my pocket is melting!
Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.
This isn't a productive area of discussion.
No I'm... doesn't!
I'll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
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MY LEG FEELS BETTER