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Deaf Teenager and 24-Year-Old Gain Ability to Hear After Experimental Gene Therapy by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Dude!

Devils Panties 07/02/2025 by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Excellent post. I don't ride, but I do see loads of people just riding around at high speed with only a t-shirt and jeans..

Then again, these people are the next organ donors!

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good advice (lemmynsfw.com)

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UK’s F-35 exports more important than stopping genocide, lawyers to argue (www.theguardian.com)

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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Says fascist out in the open.

TIL- The idea of how much you can afford to buy with your income is called “real income.” And if real income falls, that’s called a recession. by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I can see the lightbulb over your head lighting up..

From Pepsi to Chipotle, big brands are worried about U.S. shoppers by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Fixed title.. "Worried about their profits".

Do you use your blinker in a car? by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Mirror, signal, manoeuvre. This is the way.

Retirees 'stunned' as market turmoil over tariffs shrinks their 401(k)s by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

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"Victor Fettes, 54, of Georgia, who retired last week"

Fucking hell, you guys can retire at FIFTY FOUR?

'Read this e-mail immediately': CDC tells about 180 fired employees to come back to work by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

"Tells".. How about, fuck off?

Tell me your favorite line from Futurama? by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?"
―Zapp

"[Sigh] "Sexlexia""
―Kiff

Republicans baffled after Trump picks ‘reckless’ Gaetz for attorney general by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Those Leopards are gonna be stuffed to bursting!

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Unemployed could be given weight-loss jabs to get back to work, says Wes Streeting | Unemployment (www.theguardian.com)

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Trump Warns That if Kamala Harris Wins, ‘Everybody Gets Health Care’ by monkeyman69 in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

"very popular private health insurance"

I'm not an American, but I suspect this is a lie..