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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Everyone wants to ship people to the Gulag. Nobody wants to volunteer to be Gulag guard shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a prison filled with small business tyrants and landlords? brother get me a baton and a lame ass little uniform

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You do realize you gotta try and re-educate them right? Do you know how annoying that will be.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I mean at least I'd be getting paid to do it rather than having to ignore them to get by without getting fired at my job

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

still better than working for one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sure they'll make you work for it lol

But you are right.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just rebrand the Gulag as horny jail, there will be a line of people volunteering

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's why we let some of the prisoners be the guards, it's win/win!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

which is why I'm launching a freelance on-demand gulag app for people to inflict forced labour as punishment in their homes. rates start at fifty bucks per domestic prisoner per day

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

i'll sell you the name "gulagr" for 1b runescape gp

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I think South American history shows that house arrest gulag isn't very effective.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Guly: Re-education Re-defined.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

A fascist studied structural engineering today, did you?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We already have them. Just release all the non turbo violent prisoners and blam plenty of space for libs. Also make the prisons more humane and the point of them real rehabilitation not insane punishment

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take the solitary confinement cells and just put a sick gaming setup in there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Upright sensory deprivation tanks with choice of music

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah? Hold my kombucha!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

hold my gender(s) sicko-fem

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Reverse psychology. I love it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Counterpoint, with the invention of the internet and its universal application in every walk of life, the gulags of the future don't even need to by physical places so much anymore.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You sound like "we'll implement UBI through crypto and gaming"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

building communism by using a flipper zero on nerds neuralinks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oof... that hurts my soul.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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