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DUCT TAPE.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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Because of the way this headline is phrased, I am forced to assume that "who allegedly tried to open door during American Airlines flight" is a clause, and that the passengers duct taped this man to the state of Texas.
The year is 2024. Publications no longer need to save headline space by ignoring common punctuation usage. Why do they still do this?
People’s brains are so baked by the dopamine slot machine of the internet that the most compelling part has to be put in the first couple words or people won’t read it.
It's a tradition.
Tradition is always a terrible reason to do something poorly.
The headline is perfectly understandable though.
Yeah, the passengers duct taped the guy to Texas.
They duct taped him TO TEXAS?!?
including Doug McCright and Charlie Boris
Should I know these guys?
I can’t believe you forgot the members of Dirty Mike and the Boys
There was a CSI episode with a situation similar to this. Of course, since it's CSI, the way that turned out was the mentally ill person was killed (and the episode was about the passengers/crew subtly covering for each other).
Nice case of how in real life, people avoid harm when possible, and in fiction, people are all secretly ruthless savages out for each other's blood.
Oh; I should say, in fiction, and for police, who similarly live in fiction-land.
Duct tape fixes everything
In a Boeing, right?
Reminds me of a certain Airforceproud95 video.
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