Alternatively, they'll have a "public facing" social media, and a real one.

Do it.

TIL: you can only kill someone by throwing a rock if you are religious. Do not attempt otherwise, it will not work.

Yeah I'm not putting all that effort and potentially ruining my washing machine to save me a few cents per wash. That seems ridiculous.

You don't even have to buy the fancy, expensive, in a pod detergent or anything, considering they always contain the same stuff that comes in a box/bottle. Just buy whatever's cheap.

I know a person who had an Instagram account that passed recently. It's a little insensitive for you to bring it up so close to their passing.

Anyone I know who voted for trump for "economic reasons" are people I know to have the weakest grasp on what economic factors determine the price of eggs.

Your choice when balding is to shave it and start lifting.

Nothing else.

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I think I've finally reached old, everyone.

This meme has never been funny to me.

You really missed the joke on this one, huh

Strange they're willing to block a service for 'allowing' this but somehow can't be bothered to figure out their giant scam industry.

This would be a lot funnier if there were enough pixels to differentiate the colors in the legend...