in alaska and hawaii there is no pie. if you have a pie you are immediately executed by the state
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Cutie pies are indeed the best
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What pie is mainly the most popular pie of your region?
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Where are the sweet potato pies? I guess pumpkin pie is pretty good.
Yeah I would’ve thought sweet potato would be somewhere, that shit slaps
Sweet potato pie is the better version of pumpkin pie
Key lime pie
fuck this selection none of them are savory
Sorry we in freedomland reject the concept of savory pies
Dumping mashed potatoes on a can of beans and browning the top with a blowtorch like it's a flan: "Behold, a pie!"
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still better than what passes for an apple pie in this godforsaken country
For some reason my partners family will bring like 5 sweet pies to a gathering of like 15 people and then the 6th pie is what they call “dessert pie” but it’s more like a giant quiche. Still yummy though.
Sour cherry pies are grossly underrated
I live in the great pumpkin pie wasteland, and yeah, pumpkin pie is really good, but I have to agree with the last axolotl, key lime is my favorite.
We also have rhubarb pies here and they're good but I've literally only ever seen it in strawberry rhubarb pie.
Oh shit a good key limey piey is absolutely orgasmic when it's done just right. In fact one of my smaller goals in life is to make it down to the Florida keys and try an authentic key lime pie made with fresh fruit.
My dad's favorite pie was always Strawberry Rhubarb and I've always hated it because he bakes them for himself and they are so fucking sour when he bakes them it peels the paint off the back of your throat.
A really good pumpkin pie is my favorite. But most pumpkin pies are not great, and so I usually get rhubarb or a chocolate pie.
I don't think I have a favorite, but pumpkin pie is just an inferior version of sweet potato pie
Pecan
Cheesecake
... Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?
Yes
This is dialectics in motion
It's a custard in a pie crust. It ain't a cake.
This is how Trump won.
My fellow Americans, I have to tell you—when it comes to pie, there’s only one that stands above the rest. It's huge, folks. It's the best. I’m talking about pumpkin pie. There’s no question about it. Everyone says it, everybody knows it—pumpkin pie is America’s pie.
Now, let me tell you, this isn't just any pie. This pie is strong. It's made with the finest pumpkins—big, beautiful pumpkins. Nobody grows pumpkins like America. Nobody. It’s got that perfect blend of sweetness, spice, and a little bit of that buttery, flaky crust. Believe me, nobody makes pie like we do.
And you know what? It’s a tradition. You’ve got Thanksgiving, you’ve got pumpkin pie. It’s what brings families together, folks. They come together at the table, they all love it. They can’t get enough of it. I’ve seen it—people love this pie. And they’re talking about it, they’re saying, "This is the best pie, no question."
Now, some people might try to tell you other pies are better. They’ll say apple pie or cherry pie. But folks, no one loves pumpkin pie more than Americans. It's the pie of winners, and it's been winning for generations. It’s got that perfect taste, that comfort, that homegrown goodness.
So, let's be clear. When it comes to pie, we don’t need to look anywhere else. Pumpkin pie is the best pie—hands down. No competition. Thank you, and let’s keep America pie-ing.
Out of the options in the map I choose pecan but if I had to eat a sweet pie I usually go for either blueberry or strawberry really when it comes to pies I prefer savory like meat and potato
Strawberry pie is delicious
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Key Lime pie not even ranking is real Floridian erasure
I blame the boomer snowbirds. They're artificially impacting the true election results!
Pecan pie is straight up revolting, the filling is 90% just corn syrup and then some pecans on top
I'll throw them out for you
Mincemeat absolutely blows every other pie out of the water
I don't really like pie
This is the way. Pie is the worst of the desserts. Give me a muffin. Or a cake. Or a six layer brownie.
Don't know if anything around here qualifies as pie. Is strudel pie?
Dunno. I'd say it's a pastry, but the main law of the land that is McDonald's calls their apple strudel a pie so I guess yes?
Apple but double
I could go for 2 apple pies tho
Most popular pie in my region is meat pie lol.
I'm a child at heart so my favorite pie will always be a chocolate cream pie. I mean, I like apple pie and rhubarb pie and pumpkin pie just fine, if someone were to serve me one at a dinner I wouldn't just throw my slice on the floor in disgust.
But I'll usually prefer something like a dark, moist chocolate cake or a cheesecake over pie anyway.
No mention of blueberry pie in these comments has me very dissapointed. But shoutout to my rhubarb people
Idk... I guess I'm a normie, so I say pumpkin pie
As for region, ~~egg~~ buko pie