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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas

[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Sorry, what?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

That hummus looks delicious 👌👌

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Lefty non sense 😂😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Based all around