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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Or cold hamberders

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

"Tomato reduction"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

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