Where we're going we won't need fingernails

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

Solution: play through two mirrors

You win a free trip to the Hague

The cynical part of me wonders how many of these "we're cooked" comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

Look again, it actually says Dempster

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

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