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Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?
Love is communism. >:(
Beans are communist. They all look alike.
Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.
steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves
"Tomato reduction"
Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow
Or cold hamberders
Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔
OH NO
I can be the anti-Trump?
But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!
OH YEAAAHHH
I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch
Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.
Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.
I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.
Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours
Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.
When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.
I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas
I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.
These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?
Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...
It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make
That hummus looks delicious 👌👌
Chickpea dictatorship.
A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.
B-but sir, I’m allergic
being allergic to chickpeas is a choice
SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP
Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then
Lefty non sense 😂😂
Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.
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