Isn't this just masturbating
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Nah I think me and me would just chill because we'd be 100% comfortable around each other and me would be the perfect person to bounce my world building ideas off of.
I tried to count it up, some comments are ambiguous but I think it’s neck and neck but no is in the lead with +1
Hell yes. I'm hot, I'm also absolutely certain I'd get along fucking great with another one of me, we'd be a fantastic couple. Also we'd never have to work because the only fans money of two of the same person going at it would be something else. It would be the best.
Any food you say?
If so I'm cuming for the free food and leaving as soon as possible
I've actually fantasised about this multiple times so ... Yes
Probably. Gonna be a bottom off to see who bottoms
How low can you go?
Um, yeah? You haven't seen me in person, but I'm fucking hot.
Also I'm already in violation of the "gender swap" stipulation.
who gets to top?
Yes.
I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.
I think the two of me would spend the time collaborating on a certain craft design we've both been feeling creatively blocked about.
I would cuddle myself, especially given that I would like to be touched but don't know anybody who I can trust not to expose me to Covid, but I don't think we'd get turned on. I'm not as horny nor as pretty as I used to be.
Huge fucking mood. I just wanna spoon but everyone I know is back to brunch...
Also I like the idea of collaborating on a project with myself, would be fun to have a little piano + bass duo
At one point in time in my life yes but not anymore. My twink prime is over I have entered twink death
Aged like fine wine
im really surprised at how many people are saying no. i definitely would because i know exactly what im into and could do everything perfectly
Honestly, this makes it worse.
- I can already masturbate perfectly, shipping that work out to a second body just seems redundant.
- They're you, so their otherwise disarming or embarrassing sex farts are just yours, ventriloquized, so they're less funny.
- The sexual tension never has room to breathe, so it just builds and builds without respite because no one does anything to disrupt the tempo.
- You already know about your bad knee, the erogenous zones are already mapped, it's an overall dull experience of zero discovery.
- If you like to do side stuff, at some point you'll have to entirely change places on your sex surface so you can both have a turn on your preferred side.
And these are just the first things to come to mind.
i don't have any interest in actual sex, just kinks which are sort of dependent on having two people. i really like getting tied up and beat up, and i can't do that on my own. what i call sex is just assault or torture to most outside observers, i don't even want any clothes to come off. i would expect to just take turns, it's not a big deal. if i'm hitting someone else, i'm always worrying about their limits and what they're ok with, but if it's me, i'd know exactly how far i can go, and it would be really fun in a non sexual way. already knowing everything is a good thing, the discovery isn't really fun for me. i'm usually not comfortable having sex with someone until i've known them for at least a year. definitely not demisexual or anything, i just need to know exactly what they'd want me to do.
for sure I'm hot as hell and it would probably diminish a lot of my hangups (fuck you Catholicism)
No because i am yucky icky stinky
I mean
Yes
I feel like this question is different when you're a hive mind
More of an orgy at that point
objectively correct opinion
No. I don’t think I would even want to be friends with myself. But also I’m hideous.
You need a little more self love, friend.
No because I hate myself and people like me.
Seriously, I don't understand people who want to date people like them, when I meet couples like that I'm always freaked out by the narcissism.
What if you just think you’re hot
It's very much the personality thing. I dated ppl I found very attractive but when they reminded me of myself I was instantly repulsed. I just like difference/complementarity in a partner and I couldn't provide that to myself.
No. I'm not attracted to men (the same excuse I tell my mirror!).
I'd probably go into a training montage of... everything. Who better to hone your skills against than yourself?
Yes. Bob Dole is gonna need a lot of Viagra.
1 or 2 bodies?
No. I'm repulsed by myself.
I would hang out and play some multiplayer games though, finally have some good teammates.
No, but realizing that actually helped my self-esteem considerably. I'm not my type, but I am other people's type.
Hell yeah
No I'm stinky
I'm hot af, so....
I would never. I'm in a happy relationship with Mrs. Palmer.
I'm listening to a Twin Peaks audio book and was like wut
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Obviously, no need to get to know each other and the preferences of each one, we can just try everything we have wanted to try but haven't found a compatible partner for yet
Hell yes. It would be a crazy night.
We'd spend the whole time perfecting the fusion dance.
yea, no homo though
Would that be autohomoerotica?
I'd go with holoerotica or homeoerotica.
Nope. We’d spend the whole weekend doing any tasks that I’ve wanted to get done but couldn’t because I can only do one thing at a time. We make copies of the work we do so the other version can take those copies home.
Either that or spend the entire weekend collecting data on whatever rift let them show up and/or setting up equipment to collect data on the event when they get taken back.
I like sex, but how could I think about something so common when there is only a brief window for extremely rare and useful science to be done?
not interested, but I'd do what's necessary to please the regulars
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