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[–] [email protected] 177 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not surprising, it’s another place based in high fantasy

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

quality burn

Though I would still like to go. That architecture looks fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

The fandom takes cosplay and immersion very seriously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I would love a peek inside the forbidden archives.

[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Probably the two IT nerds who manage the Vatican systems.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

2 out of the 764 people who live there. I wanna see an investigation drama where they try to narrow it down.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"I tried to find out who was playing Baldur's Gate 3, but all I found was this worthless pile of sexual abuse evidence!" [Throws cardboard box into incinerator]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Considering the Catholic Church banned chess and excommunicated several priests who were caught playing it, I'd believe it. But of course, kiddy diddling is just fine.

Rebellious priests invented the folding chess set because of the ban actually.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

or two guys from the swiss guard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Father Robert bring one.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Obviously. You can't really expect the pope to play solo. Now the true question is, who did he romance first? My money is on Karlak.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Nah, shadowheart. You know the Catholic Church likes converting people.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta find the user name "el_papa" or "big Poppa pope", track him down. I wanna play call of duty with him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

×ⵜ×PONTIF×ⵜ×

[–] cmhickman358 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

pwease kill immigrants with me? ~the pope

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow! That's 4.08 copy/pope/km^2

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

This raises a more interesting question. How many copies of DOOM have been sold in the Vatican?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'd assume there'd be at least someone there who's job it is to "research" things to see if they're to be banned or not.

Like the person who would've had to read the Harry Potters.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, the Catholic Church is far less into the "Satanic Panic" idea that anything that mentions magic and stuff is evil and should be avoided than most Protestant Christian churches, especially the Evangelicals. Pretty much the only thing they consider sinful outright in the media is porn, otherwise you're just advised to avoid stuff that influences you to commit other sins. This includes things like Baldur's Gate 3. If it's not influencing you to sin, it's not a sin to play. Same with Harry Potter and other stuff like that. It's just some extreme folks in the Church, influenced by the Evangelicals, who push the Satanic Panic farther than the Church officially teaches and give the Church a bad name in that regard. Lots of priests are sci-fi/fantasy/gamer nerds, and Tolkien (author of Lord of the Rings) was a faithful practicing Catholic.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Speaking of satanic panic, the biggest irony are those that denounce stuff like the Diablo or Doom series. You know, games were the player's job is to literally destroy the forces of actual hell. Maybe killing demons with swords and shotguns is sinful?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just any time there's that much excitement, it must be no good, you know?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Someone religious once told me that's because the games/media are like "saying that this demons exists" and by doing that give them power or something like that, didn't pay much attention after the first bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But to compare, how many loli porn game ? Someone ask Valve to release the numbers...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Zero. Because they don't need a fake substitute.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reference material for when they release a BG3-style RPG starring Luce and friends.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You must gather your congregation before venturing forth!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  • Could you please save and quit, your Holiness?
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, dad, I need to kill Raphael!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That song goes hard though. Felt bad ending it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That fight is in my top 10 gaming experiences for sure

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm more surprised that it even got offered there. There's some legal hurdles to clear for selling in a new country, and I guess, one of their distribution platforms decided it was worth it.

I guess, the Vatican might not have a ton of laws, though...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Vatican is essentially Italy, except when it goes against their interests

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Interesting. I almost guessed that variant, too, but figured it would be a bit too wild for a country to auto-adopt most laws that another country implements. 🙃

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if North Korea has some copies 👀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pirated ones, probably, though I doubt anyone other than the dear leader is allowed to play, because "western propaganda". Not like you'd have many people in there with a good PC anyway. Or even electricity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It would probably also have to run on Red Star OS. It runs well enough on Linux with Proton, but would they have Proton?