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Who's to say he hasn't already?

You might be thinking of "FriendFace" from IT Crowd, that was my initial thought when I saw this

He's not a who, he's a what

Cordyceps is more compassionate than insurance company CEOs.

I got dropped crowd surfing at a metal show once. Luckily I landed next to this 7'11" guy who just grabbed me and chucked me back on top of the crowd by himself

I bet he went Minthara

That was the exact phrase going through my mind as I typed that haha

Or "late"

All right but which one does it taste like?

Thanks to Fallout I can recognize the sound of a bottle cap hitting a surface from across a crowded room and get the intense desire to go and grab it