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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

He owes it all to Carlos again!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

🙇‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🚬😼

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

or fuck with your phone volume turned on

At least they turn up the volume so you don't have to hear them fuck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You escaped addiction (hopefully) without too many long-term consequences, hopefully that remorse will help you avoid similar situations in the future :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Maybe it's picking up words like "assassin" unintentionally

 

Point-and-click adventure for Windows, free on GOG for Amazon Prime subscribers until 6th November

South of the Circle is a narrative adventure telling the story of Peter, a Cambridge academic who finds himself fighting for survival in Antarctica during the 1960’s Cold War. Peter flashes back to his life at the university and his relationship with a fellow lecturer, Clara.

South of the Circle is a unique experience about memory, survival, and the consequences of not dealing with the past. As Peter battles against the harsh conditions and his attempts to escape the ice become more desperate, the lines between his past and present begin to blur.

 

Indie horror (last one for a few days at least, I promise!) for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io ending tonight

Trapped in a mysterious room, your only way out is through a locked door with a secret code. In Kairotic Nightmare, you'll journey between the past and present to uncover hidden clues and solve puzzles that reveal the code to escape. But beware—the shifting timelines are filled with eerie mysteries and unexpected horrors.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

I only remembered to post this one quite late so it had probably already finished, alas

[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

A few of my favourites that haven't been called out in the comments yet:

  • bumsucker
  • assass
  • scumstick
  • dogboy
  • poophat
  • pissshit
  • wankbag
  • dirtclown
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's crikey, crickey just looks like you've misspelled cricket

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's working fine for me and UBO is only reporting 7 blocked things which is pretty tiny. I've never had any problems with it before, do you have something else running which might be upsetting it?

 

Endless fighting indie for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io ending tonight

 

Pirate battle indie for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io ending tonight

Embark on a thrilling and strategic adventure in "Caribbean Crashers," a captivating game that combines tactical prowess with explosive action. Set in the sun-soaked, pirate-infested waters of the Caribbean, this strategic masterpiece will challenge your skills as you lead a crew of daring pirates on a quest for riches and glory.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That thumbnail is a good one for [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks for a surprisingly in-depth answer! I very rarely wear proper shirts, which I think explains my assumptions.

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[Itch.io] Vote Now! (flashgames2024.itch.io)
 

A very serious satire about American politics for Windows, pay-what-you-want on itch.io ending tonight

 

You went hiking in the forest with your friends, but you didn't find your way back at night, so you made a campfire. However, while the campfire was burning, you fell asleep, and your friends died! Someone killed them, and now that someone wants you! Be careful, don't let the campfire go out because if it does, he can attack! You've called for help, but unfortunately, help is taking a long time! Help will only find you in five nights! Until then, you must be careful every night to keep the campfire alive and you must find sticks to keep the campfire alive!

 

Two indie horrors, pay-what-you-want on itch.io until 15th September:

  • Nightmare, Windows
  • Underground, Linux and Windows (also features finding rubber ducks, so I'm probably stretching the definition of "horror" here)
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[IndieGala] Dashy Square (freebies.indiegala.com)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Musical platformer for Windows, free again on IndieGala

Dash, jump and fly your way through epic levels with rhythm-based gameplay! Create, share and play custom levels with a wide variety of music soundtracks.

 

Card-based fantasy roguelike for Windows, free on Epic Games for Amazon Prime subscribers until 6th November

The Lich has thrown the world into a timeless loop and plunged its inhabitants into never-ending chaos. Wield an expanding deck of mystical cards to place enemies, buildings, and terrain along each unique expedition loop for the brave hero.

 

Cute arena combat indie for Linux and Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 16th September

 

Escape room puzzle for Windows, pay-what-you-want on Itch.io until 15th September

 

Indie third-person shooter for Windows, free on Epic Games for Amazon Prime subscribers until 16th October

Gilly, the owner of a local arcade, is trying to save his business from a faceless mega corporation. To do so he takes all the top arcade games and connects them to make a super game. Unfortunately the mega corporation, Fun Fun Co., hacks the game and injects a virus. You and your friends need to save the game and the last hometown arcade.

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