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[-] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If my body is a wonderland you want to experience, then to even be considered for entry, you better fucking vote to protect all bodies.

PSL

[-] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago

Vote to protect all bodies is a crazy thing to say from someone voting for a party responsible for creating 100,000s of corpses

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

This whole election cycle, libs have been inadvertently making great cases to vote PSL

[-] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

I asked him if he’d been following COVID-19 rules as strictly as I had, and when he said yes, I decided that he was the something nice I deserved.

  1. Breaking covid isolation, during the height of the pandemic no less.

  2. Liberal with "history of hooking up with 'bad' men and narcissists."

  3. White woman+kamala supporter

I'm disappointed but not surprised

[-] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  1. Frames a person as a commodity that is deserved.

Internet incel shit

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

That's a good one, I didn't even consider that and just glossed over the language.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago
  1. imagine being in the middle of sex and stopping to show your partner a YouTube video you made... lmao was it on his mind while they were fucking ??

  2. look, for some people, when their horniness reaches desperation level, their personal ideology goes out the window when it comes to choosing a partner. I'm not even judging that element of it, that's a decision she has to make for herself. but the point of this article is to publicly self-flagellate for that choice for the approval of liberals, and that is what makes this so repulsive to me. she literally could have just said nothing

[-] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

odds this is part of a humiliation fetish are probably not zero

[-] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago

The author wears her Kamala Harris "Brat" T-shirt.

lukashenko-tired

[-] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago

This is adding weight to the "humiliation fetish" theory.

It was very weird that every single annoying democrat somehow happened to have the same fetish this summer not sure what that was about.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Something something all politics is sexual pathology

[-] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago

The entire article is basically massive self own after massive self own. Seriously just read it. Capital L liberal nonsense.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

The tagline I got right after reading this was:

Immediately pulling out of my partner to log onto hexbear dot net.

Seems significant.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

How else are we supposed to post in the Just Had Sex megathread?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

There's a comm for that, it's called The_Wall

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago

Over our years of knowing each other, Layaway Man had waved the occasional red flag. We met in the lead-up to the 2016 election, and I knew he did not like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. He said something vaguely about probably voting for Gary Johnson, and I must have dissociated, because I kept seeing him. One time, he was very aggressive with someone standing too close to him on the subway as we commuted after one of our nights together, and it frightened me. He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

Lmao why am I reading this garbage. "This piece of shit I was sleeping with turned out to be a piece of shit."

[-] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

We need to know less about each other.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

But as incompatible as we were ideologically, we were very compatible chemistry-o-logically.**

this person gets paid to write this shit

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

This is the liberal version of "I might be racist but my dick isnt"

[-] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago

He also posted to his Instagram a photo of an apparently unhoused man sleeping on the subway, which to me seemed pointlessly cruel — Patrick Bateman–esque, maybe, or even Trumpian. (Yes, I did just put them in order of scariness.)

the only way Trump is scarier than Patrick Bateman is that he isn't fictional.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

Feed me many many french fries

[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Feed me many many french fries

It just like me fr fr

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

Finally some fucking news.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

uphold volcel thought volcel-judge

[-] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

that's why you choose to sleep with communists.

If you EVER stop infighting....

[-] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

Sex with communists is always orgy because you need an entire committee to be the top

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Tfw you overhear the top committee talking about running a train but it turns out they mean investing in sustainable public transit but it's ok because you're into that too

[-] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

I've walked into being jumped with less trepidation than I walked into reading this article

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

This is such a pointless article but it was published under the "Huffpost Personal" section so I feel I can't really complain.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

A surprisingly high number of people will sleep with or even get married to people without even knowing their politics. Idk what's up

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

fairly sure straight women would all die spinsters if they didn't ignore the potential politics of their partners

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

haha yeah

I just find it bonkers that someone would get a few years into a marriage and find out that their husband believes that women shouldn't vote and kids are property. Like, what do people even talk about?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
  • can you believe this isnt butter?
  • wait, this isnt butter? i cant believe this isnt butter!
  • i know, right? i believed it was butter, i totally did!
  • amazing how it's not butter even though we both believed it was butter!
[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

and then another year goes by

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I'm not going to read this, but my hope is that they discovered it when the guy shouted TRUMP in religious ecstasy as he busted, condomlessly.

I estimate the ratio of bozos I've had sex with to bozos I've narrowly avoided having sex with is < 1

#Prude

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

He shows her his YouTube channel and makes her watch a political-rant-in-car video while they're both completely naked in bed. Just so you know.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

So much of this thread is in violation gunpointvolcel-judgegunpoint-alt

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

"I can fix her" is strong here

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I need a few good people for a dangerous :logout: :touch-grass: mission; raising the sexual standards of liberals, because *waving hands at this nonsense*

I can't guarantee you will come home with your sanity intact. We will be infiltrating deep behind the dating lines with limited Hexbear contact to avoid triggering BlueMAGA alarms.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

honestly this is exactly what liberals deserve shrug-outta-hecks

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You're not wrong, but I don't want to hand RedMAGA a win by default. Give 'em a taste of 'Better Sex Under Socialism' and leave 'em with frustration over the status quo.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I can volunteer for this. I just wanted to have something clarified - we are still paying attention to the safewords of the liberals in question, right? I'm perfectly happy to bend one over my knee with their hands in leather cuffs carabiner'd behind their back for a sensual yet dominant spanking, but only with their explicit consent.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I was having sex

first mistake right there

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago
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