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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Computer, give me the most Reddit-coded sentence

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Are you ready to suffer? agony-yehaw

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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

My clockwork orange conditioning would be a reading of this over footage of violence.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

wow.. this was pretty incredible

was this manual work or did you have some bazinga machine do some on the top 5 comments per year for 10 years?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I found it on reddit-logo's /r/copypasta sub and just copy-pasted it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Le epic baconator

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Excellent point, thank you PUSSY_SMASHER_69

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You need to thanks for gold too, otherwise awful (approving)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Poetic (derogatory)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ummm, le epic france is bacon ~~narwhals~~ derps at midnight?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

this angers me beyond reason

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

MINUS ONE THAT'S THREE QUICK MATHS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Sad it got memed to death, the song had some legit bars.

I walk thru the door
Your dad is 44

explosion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

feel like i started to see tiktok reposts so maybe it's being revived to "this was actually good" status

when the ting went quack quack quack gunpoint-alt
you man were ducking scared

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

how I picture the tenant from hellcostanza-maoist

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You know what chumpfuckery and fuckcrustable means?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody does, they’re just trying to impress a girl.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

They're nonbinary, thank you very much! soviet-huff

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I know chump and fuck and hell and damn and shit

All the good swears

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

fuckcrustable is a portmanteau of the words fuck and uncrustable, chumpfuckery is a portmanteau of chump and dumbfuck turned into a verb

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish I could be as self-actualized as this tweet

I can’t put into words the quality that this tweet embodies, but whatever it is, it’s 100% fully the platonic ideal of that thing

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I can’t put into words the quality that this tweet embodies, but whatever it is, it’s 100% fully the platonic ideal of that thing

I think it's a lanyard-wearing not-racist who got really mad when obama-medal beat hillary-contempt once upon a time and never quite let that go, just like they never let go of the belief that drinking wine is some kind of magic health and longevity potion and not just the result of a bad study with dubious conclusions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

i think i hate this

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

They used cromulent wrong, unless their day was an acceptable fuckcrustable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

libbing-out 🍷clink🍷maybe-later-honey

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

As it was written

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I think i liked the libs more when they needed drinky, now they needy genocidey

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

None of these words are in the Bible. very-smart

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I forgot Tom was a landlord

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Try some turpentine Tommy!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Hopefully they drank themselves to death over that post. What a shit post. Not a shitpost. A shit post.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Booze increased 20% so did your rent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I get you Tommy I need drinky too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

episode one character

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: