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[–] 119 points 2 years ago (1 child)

"As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I'm the winner of this discussion. Once you've talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk."

Sounds like he's a lot of fun.

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  • [–] 87 points 2 years ago

    This is somehow even sadder than "I have depicted you as the wojak".

    "I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win."

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  • [–] 85 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope

    Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope

    Five percent incel, fifty percent lame

    And a hundred percent reason to forget his name

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  • [–] 78 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it's a brutal mog."

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury

    the account name, the presumption of "oh yeah my opinion is right", the very nature of this person's "engagement" (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it's mcfuckingsaltman's fault)).....

    I want to say "some of these people are in desperate need of a hug", but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: "maybe if they weren't all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug"

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    jfc I just noticed the account name 🤦

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    The Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.

    And now I've learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    RATIONAL/LOGICAL
    You: 80 (superior tactics)
    Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)

    EMOTIONAL REGULATION
    You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
    Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)

    VICTIM MENTALITY
    You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
    Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)

    CONFLICT HANDLING
    You: 100 (extremely direct)
    Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)

    HIT POINTS
    You: 100 (full health)
    Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    self-dodging bullet

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Men will do anything except go to therapy

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Classy. It's funny they're trying to "reach AGI" with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson's take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    always remember that the "B" in "Jordan B Peterson" is for "Benzos"

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    She's entitled to a "default mode of victimhood"! She is your victim!

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    "Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!"

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How to win the battle but lose the war.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag's creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    I just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.

    This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago*

    ...and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Your significant other now knows what it's like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago