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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

If you cut this worm in half do you get a bobbit worm?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Isn’t the water in sprinkler systems a stagnant mess too?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

If you classify your relationship as a war, maybe you really shouldn’t have one.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

Young boys especially, but young girls too are probably a little touchy for them to use. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh FFS. This timeline sucks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait…. Wasn’t his brother the mayor? The dead one?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The picture is from the Bag O Nails pub on St George Road, in case you wanted to visit. (or see more photos from whatever social media)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It’s called stresslaxing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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