Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated by zqwzzle in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 44 points 6 hours ago

I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

Birthing pains by zqwzzle in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
The New York Times Got Played By A Telehealth Scam And Called It The Future Of AI by zqwzzle in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer by zqwzzle in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 days ago

Hilariously the only use I have for Siri is setting timers.

The back story behind the first "$1.8B" dollar "AI Company" by zqwzzle in c/hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Is it massive financial fraud? Oh yup it sure is.

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Burlington penalizing two residents with a naturalized garden (rabble.ca)
submitted 8 months ago by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/gardening@lemmy.world
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Crossposted from https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/50252515

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Vibe coding service Replit deleted production database (www.theregister.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
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Crossposted from https://pawb.social/post/28384940

Some Schadenfreude.

Thread for even more lulz: https://xcancel.com/jasonlk/status/1945840482019623082

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Natural nuclear fission reactor (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 11 months ago by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/wikidose@lemmy.zip
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The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

10 year old US citizen receiving treatment for brain cancer arrested with undocumented parents and removed to Mexico by zqwzzle in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 256 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The “just following orders” stage

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Server left with note saying ‘I hope Trump deports you’ instead of tip (www.independent.co.uk)
submitted 1 year ago by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/orphancrushing@lemmy.world
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Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

rule by zqwzzle in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 177 points 1 year ago

A hole was added to the cap in 1991.

The Signal by zqwzzle in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
The Irony of Republicans' 'Tampon Tim' Insult by zqwzzle in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 174 points 2 years ago

Well he is going to help stem the red wave so I don’t know how this is actually an insult…

A 'male' humanoid robot was unveiled in Saudi Arabia. It then inappropriately touched a female reporter. by zqwzzle in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 233 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The training data

Google rule by zqwzzle in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
The man who owes Nintendo $14m: Gary Bowser and gaming’s most infamous piracy case by zqwzzle in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 218 points 2 years ago

If only the legal system would also fine companies many times their earning potential for their infractions.

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Alternate gender input fields (imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by zqwzzle@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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