Like congress has the power to set budgets in 2026. They should be beseeching the king directly. Bring gold.

This works if seven of nine is zero-indexed.

you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need

Now how will we know which way the wind is blowing?

I’m in management now but I say go get ‘em please.

Fuckin’ A on this one. Think about how much companies make with entirely artificial scarcity. You can only add 1 license to this, you can only watch on one TV unless you pay us $15 a month. It costs $200 to change where you are in the database table for this flight. Complete bullshit and we need to see it for what it is and stop it. I love how she says all that will be left in their wake is dull capitalists. Exactly. Stop playing their games. Play your game.

chef there’s nothing in this burger

Homegirl literally said “don’t hit me with any of that Jesus Christ shit while I’m defending Jesus Christ”. She’s stupider than warm mayonnaise.

these fucking ‘geniuses’ needed to be in a room with this moron to determine he’s a moron?

“Sometimes when I want to do something, I get really quiet, and in the stillness, I hear that voice inside of me that always says ‘Do whatever you want. It’s always justified.’”

I didn’t really get it until I read the article (shut up 😃), but it seems pretty clear that Mazda’s primary concern here appears to be access to this API through Home Assistant cutting off future (maybe current) owners’ requirement to subscribe to their app for features.

The only thing this is missing is the denialism that the ring exists at all