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[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I guess in this scenario, Balaji's fetishized hyperinflation finally happens sometime in the next 6 months.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, "thousands of days" seems like a first-draft attempt at "let's choose a unit of smaller magnitude to make this seem more serious to the plebs." And everyone around him drowning their brains in GPT slurry shouted, "excellent turn of phrase, sir!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine if he turned up among the guest cast on Star Trek. He'd probably play a Bajoran who narc'd out to the Cardassians

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Altman is certainly aware of what it takes to be a Jobs-like marketing personality (and probably holds Hubbard-like totalism as a not-so-secret ambition), he's just not, uh, very good at it. He's put the most effort into the strictly lower-case, faux-casual persona on Twitter to seem "approachable" in a social media context, and that doesn't help him at all when trying to actually appear serious.

I also don't doubt that he's beginning to succumb to the yes-man filter bubble that traps so many public personalities. That's surely made worse by the likelihood that any underlings he might have reviewing this crap are drinking the AI koolaid and "punching everything up!" with a few rounds of ChatGPT.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

please be gentle with my child, they will soon have a presence on the discount paperback rack at the local grocery store

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dragon Ball A16Z: We have replaced interminable screaming powerup sequences and planet-destroying energy blasts with long panning shots of the characters using their abilities to light giant mountains of cash on fire. If you give us a series C at a valuation of $420 million, we may be able to determine why test audience surveys have thus far come back unfavorable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This post serves as your periodic reminder that the bald people were the bad guys in Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This causes me to reflect on contrasting currents in tech culture. I remember growing up with the Apple/Mac rumor culture around the time Steve Jobs came back, and how people had conditioned themselves to get hyped for any little tiny leak about upcoming products. A culture which obviously persists now, albeit in streamlined, advertiser-friendly blog spaces. By contrast, MacWeek magazine had a columnist calling himself Mac the Knife who claimed to have clandestine rendezvous with shady trenchcoat-clad characters in the back alleys of Cupertino... And somehow the new product reveals were almost always somewhat less whelming than the rumormill had built them up to be. Part of the Jobs idolatry that still dominates Silicon Valley is the clear strategy among empty-suit grifters like Altman that such hype is vital but Apple didn't do enough with it; that you should always be marketing what's around the corner rather than keeping it hidden away under lock, key, and NDA.

Contrast this with open-source culture, warts and all. What's in the repository is the basis of what comes next. You think superintelligence is imminent? OK, where's the code stubs that will serve as the foundation? Make a pull request for your mega-brain's medulla, let's review it. It's also a big reason why the current round of AI doesn't fit with open-source culture, no matter how many people are trying to force it. It is inherently an obfuscatory technology. Not just due to the sheer size of the data sets and weights involved, but also through the weird non-deterministic practice of configuring software through natural-language prompts. GIGO at scale, but you can keep the hype going by promising a lower percentage of garbage in the future.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

this mf'er watched all the naruto filler and fuckin' loved it

emails SHFiguarts every week from their work address, "Deluxe Mecha-Naruto when?????"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

The Hollywood bankruptcy auctions in a few years are gonna be lit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Infrastructural Pykrete as a Service... if y'all can stand up the London office, I'll handle the Bay Area fundraising, time to get paid!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ah, a fellow initiate into the mysteries of Cow Lore. Moo to you too, my boo

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